[Seluna]

"Ouch!" "Hey! Don't poke me there!" "Will you get off me?!"

"Erm..."

"Move it! You're seating on my hand!"

"Excuse me..."

"Hey! Remove your tail from my face! It's scorching my face!"

"WAH!!!!"

Without warning, a loud cry burst out and drowned the other previously squabbling voices. Silence and that loud sound reigned until moments later, somebody recognized the wailing chibi and stepped forth.

"Se-sephiroth?!"

"Hm?" Bright tear-washed light green eyes peered up pitifully from where two little hands were rubbing and blinked adorably at the 'somebody'. "Cloud-kun?"

Cloud nodded awkwardly even as he stared suspiciously at the silver-haired chibi whose face broke into a huge smile. His already huge eyes widened slightly when Sephiroth closed the small distance between them in a few quick steps and glomped him fully.

"Sephi is happy to see Cloud-kun! Sephi thought Cloud-kun is going to leave Sephi in this big awful cage, but Sephi found Cloud-kun!" The green-eyed chibi beamed like a little sun as he spoke after letting go of Cloud. "Cloud-kun, did you see Sephi's Masa-chan?"

Cloud sweatdropped, not yet accustomed to Sephiroth's change in personality but still valiantly trying to process Sephiroth's question. "Erm... Masa-chan?"

"Un. Sephi's Masa-chan is always with Sephi but Masa-chan is not here now." Sephiroth's huge green eyes locked onto Cloud's equally large blue eyes. "Ne Cloud-kun... help Sephi find Masa-chan?"

"Erm... okay." Cloud answered hesitantly after finally spotting what was missing on Sephiroth's person and figured out that his chibified-enemy-turned-amnesiac-chibi was refering to the sword Masamune.

"Wai~!" Sephiroth's face lit up with a huge grin and without warning, he glomped onto Cloud again. Then equally suddenly, his little face turned thoughtful. "But Cloud-kun, Sephi is trapped in big cage and there are pink pink crocodiles in water below. What should we do?"

[OOC: Yes, what should we do? XD Tag, next person! But first, check the OOC for some notes. Enjoy!]

[SharkFinn]

"Erm... excuse me?" Fawful asked, tugging on Sephiroth's sleeve.

Sephiroth whirled around and glared at Fawful with his big, chibi eyes and was instantly transfixed by Fawful's extreme cuteness. "Erm... who are you?"

"I'm Fawful, and I'm stuck in this cage!"

"Faw-chan! No time to waste! Must find Masa-chan now!" Sephiroth and Cloud proceeded to search for Sephiroth's lost "Masa-chan."

"I cannot look for Masa-chan with you. I need to get out of this cage first!"

"So do we."

Suddenly, Cloud remembered reading something in a tabloid magazine on his way to Screwiland. Something about a little bean guy with a red cape with an affinity for red and green foods. This struck inspiration in Cloud's mind.

"Here, Fawful," Cloud said, producing a shiny, bright red apple from his pocket. "Eat up."

Fawful carefully eyed the apple, then refused it. "No green."

Cloud sighed and wrapped the apple in a romaine lettuce leaf, then poked a hole in it. "Red and green."

"Yay!" Fawful shouted and ate it in one gulp, core and all. "Fawful is very grateful to Cloud-dono! Your faithful servant will search for Masa-chan!"

(OOC: Sorry Sel and Link, I felt a need to use your characters.)

[Penguin]

Lurking in the shadows of the large room that held the cage, incredibly large and disgustingly cute (yet at the same time, malevolent and cunning) eyes looked out at the 'good guys'. A furry, cute nose wrinkled in distaste, and a mouth split into a grimace to reveal small, yet potent fangs. (even the fangs looked cute) The creature watched the antics of the Chibis for some time before ducking back behind the large packing crate that served as it's hiding spot. (the crate read 'economy sized pink crocodiles, straight from the nile')

Hamtaro had been told by Guildenstern to watch the Chibis, and watch he would. He couldn't do anything as of yet, exactly, but he could still take fiendish delight in their situation. Reaching over next to him, the hamster-like being patted his Echelon Enterprises Inc. Ion-Cooled Chain-Fed Triple-Barreled Rotating Multi-Power-Core Aerodynamically Shaped Bayonet Mounted Trans-Fusion Injection System Apocalyptic Plasma Capture and Transmutation Superheated Gooey Burning Death Substance Ejection Rifle Mk III, and let his grin grow wider. Suddenly, though, his grin flipped, and became a sulking frown. How was he going to slip out unnoticed and carry his gigantic rifle with him? Regardless, it was time to leave. With a small squeal of aggravation, the hamster-thing latched onto the butt end of his precious gun and began dragging it off the wall it was leaning against, only to have it teeter precariously for a second before crashing down with a large bang and clatter, trapping Hamtaro's foot upon the ground.

"#$%&!" came the squeal again, only this time much louder, and more high-pitched. Any of the Chibis looking in the direction of the packing crates would notice a small cloud of dust just now settling onto the ground, and the barrel of a ridiculously large gun sticking out into the open. A predicament indeed..

[HLOG]

"Vwehehehehehehehehe, you really must be more careful with that gun, Hamtaro. You wouldn't want to..poke out an eye! Vwehehehehehehehehehehe. "

Guildenstern floated into the room,a stack of pizza boxes in hand. "I was sure to put anchovies on yours, VWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE" He tossed a box to Hamtaro, which went slightly farther than expected, pinning Hamtaro to the wall.

"Vweheheheehehe, oopsy there. Let me give you a hand, VWEHEHEHEHEHE" Moving the box away from the hamster, he casually floated, sticking a large slice of Cheese and Tomato pizza into his cackling maw.

"I see our guests have awoken, VWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...ehhehe.....cough....cough.....retch" He quickly grabbed a glass of water (apparantly, from thin air) and gulped it down quickly. "Oh my...must stop cackling when eating..vwehehehehehehe..ugh"

Casually, he tossed the remainng pizza boxes to Hamtaro, who was now feverishly gnawing through the dough at an astonishing rate. Approaching the cage with cloud and sephiroth, he peered in, his Genma Cybernetic Implants XP Professional whirring feverishly.

"And what do we have here, vewhehehehehe"

"Man is scary, cloud-kun!" Sephi raced behind Cloud, hiding his adorable iddle face from Guildenstern.

"Vwehehehehehehehehehehehe, is the little man scared. Boo!"

Guildenstern continued to cackle madly while Sephiroth quivered behind Cloud.

"Sephi-chan want his masa-chan. Sephi need masa-chan!"

"Masa-chan? Oh..you mean this?" Guildenstern produced a 3.5 foot sword from his back pocket (Wow...that's one big back pocket)

Sephiroths eyes lit up. "You have Masa-Chan! Masa-Chan, Masa-Chan, you have Masa-Chan. May I have it pweeeeeeeeese?"

"Vwehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. No. Hamtaro, here, have the sword! Vwehehehehehehehehehe!"

Hamtaro had finished his pizza and was now standing behind Guildenstern, watching the cages keenly. Somehow, he had produced a Rambo style bandana, combat trousers and a bullet belt and looked identical to rambo(if rambo were an adorable hamster of doom)

Not looking back, Guildenstern tossed the sword to Hamtaro, accidentally pinning him to the wall through the bandana. "Take it as a special bonus. Anyway, I'm gonna go watch Maury. It's "My husband is a liar" today.. I'm so excited to see if Frank is lying to Beth. Vwehehehehehehehehe"

And with his unusual viewing habits announced, he quickly left the cage room to go see if that Liar Frank would pay. I mean..he cheated on Beth!

This post has been edited by HLOG: 21 September 2004 - 11:14 AM

[Yume-chan]

"You have Masa-Chan! Masa-Chan, Masa-Chan, you have Masa-Chan. May I have it pweeeeeeeeese?" a sharp peircing voice woke Naggles up.

He blinked at the valiantly cackling big bad villain and the hopeful looking silver hair chibi, and looked back and forth again.

"What the...?" he groaned as he pushed his chubby body to a standing position. That was then that he noticed the lack of pressure on his waist.

"Omi-chan?" he looked around and searched for the wheat haired teenager who was nowhere to be found.

He began to sniffle, " Omii-chaan?"

When he heard the "Vehehehehehe" from the big baaad villain, he broke into a wail, " OOOMMIIIIII-CHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!! DDDOOOKKKOOOO??!!!"

By then the cage was already flooding and his telekinetic powers losing its awried controls, lashed out at the poor pink figures swimming in the water below him.

Their cube-shaped bodies were soon to be found, floating on the water surface.

By the time his tirade stopped, Sephi-chan could be seen attached to Cloud's spiky hair, his chubby legs wound tightly round the blond's neck. Wide, fearful, green eyes stared at him.

[OOC: Er, i decided to change Nagi's personality 180 degrees, therefore, he is cheerful, fluffy and prone to tears now.]

[Seluna]

"Wah!! Don't look at Sephi! Sephi scared! Sephi don't like water! Sephi wants Masa-chan! Waaaaaaahhh!!!"

"Sephiroth..." A very straggled sounding voice managed to squeak out.

"N-nani Cloud-kun? *hic* Cloud-kun *hic* scared too?" Sephiroth's voice quivered as he turned his teary eyes down to look uncomprehensively at the strangely reddening face of one chibi Cloud Strife.

"Le-lemme... goooooo..... ungh..........." Suddenly from underneath the silver-haired chibi came the sound of a dull thud, and Sephiroth was dropped onto the floor quickly, knocking into Fawful.

"Owwiee... eh? Cloud-kun?" Sephiroth rubbed the back of his neck where he made contact with the bean chibi as he fixed his large green eyes on the prone chibi figure of his Cloud-kun. "Cloud-kun wake up. Cloud-kun must help Sephi get Masa-chan. Cloud-kun~ wake up~!"

"He is unconscious, Sephi-chan." A blond chibi stepped out from behind Fawful and beamed brightly at Sephiroth. After giving the green-eyed chibi a friendly pat on the shoulder, he turned to face Nagi, sunny smile still fixed on his face. "I'm right here, Naggles. No need to cry, ne?"

"Yup yup! No need to cry!" Sephiroth added without warning, his face formed into large smile that made him so absolutely adorable. But equally without warning, it fell into a frown. "But Cloud-kun is still sleeping. And Sephi still don't have Masa-chan. Ne ne... help Sephi wake Cloud-kun and get Masa-chan?"

[OOC: Omi-chan... or rather Omi, is an NPC from the anime Weiss Kreuz, same as Nagi. Feel free to use him... and oh... here's a picture of how he looks like ^^ -> http://67.18.37.17/626/151/upload/p711764.gif and oh, his hair is blond by the way. His personality is just like Nagi's.]

[Denim]

"...a way to get out of here," Jaffar said. "We need it..."

"Jaf-sama!" Sephiroth exclaimed. "Will you help Sephi find Masa-chan?!"

"Your weapons are no concern of mine," Jaffar said in a whisper, "...the one thing I would like to know is where they had put the girl that came along with me."

"Jaf-sama, pweaassee help Sephi find Masa-chan, pweassseee!!!!" Sephiroth's eyes turned into puppy dog eyes, no man could be evil enough to refuse anyone who looks at someone with those eyes.

"....do not look at me that way. Not with those eyes," Jaffar said, turning away, trying his hardest to resist the puppy dog eyes. "I'll burst into tears," he whispered, still looking away, "And that'll be a first... our primary concern is getting out of here..."

"PWEEASSEE!!! Jaf-sama, you're a meany!!! I don't like you anymore!" Sephiroth exclaimed. Jaffar turned, and was greeted by Sephiroth's eyes again.

"..." he stood silent. "Gah. I'll find your Masa-chan, fine. But you'll have to help me find the girl that I came with."

"Jaf-sama!~ THANKYOU!!!!!"

"..."

[Penguin]

"Masa-chan...?" Hamtaro whispered to himself, sniggering. This chibi-talk was getting on his nerves. "Oi! You! The whiney one in the black suit with the girly hair! I've got your 'Masa-chan' right here!" With a grunt, the evil hamster managed to free himself from the wall and pick up the sword. Slipping it through his Rambo style bullet-belt that he had gotten from somewhere or other, he walked up to the cage, stopping about five feet away from the bars. He peered in with maniacal glee upon his face, completely unaffected by Sephiroth's cute chibi-eyes. "You cannot make me pity you with that stare, chibi!" Hamtaro crowed with delight. "You can't out-chibi-eye the master of cuteness!"

Chuckling, he pondered what to do to these impudent fools. Turning around, he walked over the packing crate where his Echelon Enterprises Inc. Ion-Cooled Chain-Fed Triple-Barreled Rotating Multi-Power-Core Aerodynamically Shaped Bayonet Mounted Trans-Fusion Injection System Apocalyptic Plasma Capture and Transmutation Superheated Gooey Burning Death Substance Ejection Rifle Mk III lay, and picked it up with no small amount of effort. Waddling back to the cage under it's weight, he eyed the chibis evilly. "Now.. I think it's time to do away with you do-gooders. A nice, timed bomb placed convienently close to the cage should do it. And then I'll be a stereotypical villian and leave the room after I set it, assuring myself that you're indeed dead, never suspecting that you'll cleverly find some way to escape. Yes.." With that, Hamtaro pulled a timed bomb out of his pocket, places it against the cage, and set it for three minutes. Chuckling, he turned and walked out of the room, safe in the knowledge that his plan was foolproof.

[Dr Whippy]

RedX finally felt it was time to make his presence aware. “AAAAACK, HHHFTTT, *hack* *hack*, hissssssssss, URURURURURUNG, OOOOOOCCCCCKKK!!!!….*spit*” RedX announced as he coughed up and unexpected hairball.

The hair ball was oddly a tinge of blue and slightly triangular in shape with bits of (what appeared to be) chewed up water bottle lids stuck all through it. All of this was also rather unimportant and irrelevant.

Every stared in wonder at the odd hairball and RedX wondered forward to the ticking bomb. Sephi stopped him half way “Redy-san!!!” Sephi screamed as he forgot about the current predicament and gave RedX a huge huggles.

“Yes, hello Sephi, so good to see you. Can I perhaps take a look at the bomb over there maybe?” RedX choked.

“You have any ideas?” asked Fawful in wonder.

Cloud decided to dream about sheep in pink tootoo’s as Fawful and Nagi Naoe slowly pried a surprisingly cheeful Sephi off RedX.

RedX quickly scanned over the bomb and made his first discovery, “He’s only stuck this onto the cage with some gum!” RedX says as he pulls the bomb off the cage bars and into the cage.

“DON’T BRING THAT IN HERE!!!!” Screamed Fawful.

“Sorry” RedX apologized as he tossed the bomb into the pool of pink crocodiles below.

“Now what Redy-san?” asked Sephi.

“Well that should stop most of the blast.” RedX announces.

“Most of it…?”

Suddenly the bomb explodes. A huge jet of water rushes up and propels the cage up through the roof and flying into the horizon.

[Cyphe]

After Cloud waking up and finding out that there was no pink crocodiles in the pool below, let alone the pool itself. Then Cloud noticed something that was in his pocket that he forgot about, his PHS. When he pulled it out of his pocket he heard his stomach grumble and then dialed a number.

"Hello welcome to Bobo's Pizza Delivery. Would this be for Pick-up, Car Delivery or bird fly in delivery?" Ask the man on the other line. "Fly in." Answeared Cloud. "What would you like?" "I would like a Large Cheese Pizza." Said Cloud. "Where is your present location?" Asked the man on the other line. "In The Metal Cage." Said cloud. "Ok, it will be there in 5 seconds. Thank you for buying from bobo's." Said the man and then a bird came down and then asked for some and Cloud paid the bird and took his pizza.

"You have had the phone for this whole time?!?!?!?!?" Yelled RedX. "Ya, I never leave home without." Said Cloud. "Um...Cloud-Kun, could Sephi-chan have some pizza?" Asked Sephi-Chan. Then Cloud gave Sephi-Chan some pizza and then Sephi chowed down on it. "Can you call someone and get a master key and get us out of this cage?" Asked RedX. "I can call them." Then Cloud took out his PHS and then called the number to get this master key.

[OOC: Sorry for not posting right off the bat. Dont worry Sel, I dont care if you use Cloud(Really I would kinda of like that.) Hope this will suffice for a post(I sometimes track off from the objectives.]

This post has been edited by Young Link: 22 September 2004 - 04:58 PM

[Denim]

"...Hmmm... I think I've just found a lockpick that Legault gave me on Elibe..." Jaffar whispered. His voice wasn't heard. He came to the door of the cage, and began fiddling with the lock.

"What are you doing?" RedXIII (Can I call him that? I mean... that's his full name, and it feels akward for me to call him RedX) asked.

"...be silent."

Suddenelly, the metal cage opened.

"Due to my low stat caps, I had to have some redeeming features. I got a 1/4 of my critical percent one hit kills, lockpicking, and the ability to use my invisible cloak," Jaffar said.

"Um. Stat caps?" RedXIII asked.

"Stat caps, where my stats cap, and cannot go further, most max out at 20, but my Speed, Skill, and Luck max out at 30, to help my Evade rate."

"Jaf-sama~ This is sooooooo confusing!!!" Sephiroth cried out putting his hands on his hea.

"Nevermind, the basis of strength and weakness do no apply for you here. Just know that I can use lockpicks, and can randomly kill something upon touch," with those words, everyone took a step back. Jaffar paused. "..."

"Jaf-sama~, don't you mean with your Killing Need-llama?" Sephiroth asked.

"...you called my weapon a llama."

"Oh? Did I?"

"...we must return and find our weapons, and the girl I came with..." Jaffar said. "Which way is it?"


[OOC: Yeah, Jaffar can be used by anyone, I don't care, just keep him in character. If anyone played Fire Emblem 7, and got at least to the Dread Isle, you know who he is, and how he acts, and what he is capable of.]

This post has been edited by Denim: 22 September 2004 - 05:27 PM

[Dr Whippy]

Hamtaro stared into the crater that was previously holding the prisoners with a smug look on his face.

Guildenstern wondered in to see what all the fuss is about. "Vehehehehehehe, such damage and chaos, good job Hamtaro." Guildenstern then pauses and looks up, "What's with the odd, cage shaped hole in the roof? " he asked Hamtaro.

"...It's from...well that's because...it's there since....That's....um...."

The two look at each other, "......oh Bullocks!" They both groan.

Meanwhile back in a seemingly random location in screwia, the previously trapped chibi's find themselves in another predicament. Once Jafar opened the cage door, it just so happened the group make the discovery they are balancing on a cliff over a pool of boiling hot toffee.
An old road works sign tilts nearby reading 'toffee waste dumpage pool type thing, no parking".

Sephi-chan runs in a panic back and forth in the cage causing it to rock in a rather dangerous manor screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!" in a cute chibi like fashion.

Cloud wakes up and analysis the situation. Timing his reaction carefully, Cloud suddenly screams "MASA-CHAN!!!"
Sephi-chan stops dead in his tracks, dead centre in the cage - two members on either end of him. "Masa-chan!? WHERE WHERE? <3 <3" Sephi-chan cries swing his head wildly round trying to spot his beloved sword.
"Do not move Sephi-Chan, you actions will decide our fate!" RedXIII warned Sephi.
Sephi stares blankly at RedXIII, "...and wether or not you'll see your Masa-Chan again." RedXIII continues.

Fawful wet his pants.

[OOC: i dunno what OOC means, but anyway - yes, RedXIII is fine, i forgot what roman numeral he was and just went with X initially XD]

[SharkFinn]

Fawful glanced down at the wet spot between his little beanie legs. Eeeyaaagh! his mind cried. Fawful had pledged loyalty to Cloud, but Cloud appeared not to give a damn whether or not Fawful was with him.

Fawful turned to his right and saw a girl getting up, clutching her forehead. Her green hair mingled with her red blood from a little cut caused in the commotion...

"RED AND GREEN!" Fawful shouted, lunging toward the girl and finding himself stopped by a grey-caped man. His hair was red and spiky, his lockpicks were twirling in his hands, and he attempted to glare Fawful out of attacking the girl. However, with his humongous chibi eyes, this was futile.

"Don't. Touch. Nino." Jaffar said in his trademark cold voice unsuited to his chibi form.

"Red and green! Must eat girl's head!"

"I didn't want to do this..." Jaffar lunged toward Fawful and sliced with his lockpicks twice. Fawful reeled, then fell to the floor.

"Poor guy..." Jaffar said, saying a prayer for Fawful.

Five seconds later, Fawful sprang back up, delivering his trademark phrase: "I HAVE FURY!!!!!" He delivered a flying tackle to the surprised assassin and knocked him to the ground, sending the lockpicks flying out of the bars of the cage.

"You IDIOT!" Jaffar bellowed, the first time he had ever done so, getting up with a quick somersault and sending Fawful flying. "Those lockpicks were our only hope of escape! Now we'll never get out of here!"

"Umm... sorry..." Fawful replied, humbled, and having already forgotten all about Nino.

This post has been edited by Lord Erdrick: 23 September 2004 - 09:27 AM

[Denim]

"Umm... umm...? AAAHHH!!!" The young girl screamed. "Where am I?!"

Jaffar walked towards Nino. He then stopped for a moment. She looked exactly the same as she did when he last saw her on the way to the Water Temple back on Elibe.

"...odd."

"....!!! STEP AWAY! I HAVE A BOOK, AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!! ...Elfire? ...Elfire?!" she shouted. She was surprised her prised Elfire tome was gone.

"...quiet."

She calmed down, realizing that the small figure before her was infact the same Jaffar she had nurced back to health so many in times after his missions, back in Bern.

"...we're on a cliff surrounded by a boiling liquid... to be quite frank, this sucks," Jaffar spoke. "....death followed me around since birth, but I've never expected to die in a manner such as this..."

"Hey!!!!~ Don't talk like that, Jaf-sama! Pwease!!! You're making me nervous, and sad!" scream Sephiroth.

"...." Jaffar stood silent. "Blast."

"Perhaps Red XIII can help! If there is any wolf cat things around here, like there should be, he can call them with my howl!" Fawful stated. "They could help us... in some way."

"Jaffar, what's going on?!" Nino asked, nervously.

"You said you were ready to die, in Zephiel's room. Well, apperently, you will die here."

"...Jaffar, you are not the best cheer-er up-er around, are you? You just made that silver haired boy cry!" Nino told Jaffar, as she looked upon Sephiroth who was drowning in his own tears.

"...like I said....," pause, ".... this sucks."

This post has been edited by Denim: 23 September 2004 - 03:03 PM

[Dr Whippy]

‘Wolf creatures?’ thought RedXIII, ‘I barely know what I am!!!’
RedXIII stood up and pondered about what exactly he should howl – for there are many howls to use, it was a matter of which would prove most effective.

“…um…ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” RedXIII yelped in a fashion much like that of a beaver in great pain.

Sure enough, to the right of the pit, a little beaver popped his head up, alarmed by the screams of what was supposed to be one of his own kind.

Seeing what was happening (and feeling like it was somehow his duty to help), the beaver furiously began chewing away at a tree nearby, chewing right near the trunk.
After a day or two, the tree began to sway back and forth – ready to fall., “What’s he up to?” Asked Fawful a little concerned.
“I think he’s going to make the tree fall on the cage on the side that is over the pit, this will cause the cage to flip up into the air and land safely on the other side.” RedXIII explains.

The tree falls, hits the edge of the cage, the cage soars into the air, tossing around the chibi’s inside like they were some kind of salad (minus the dressing) and finally comes to land…on the edge of the pit…only on the other side of it.

“…Maybe if I built a jetpack…” Starts RedXIII.
“Shut up…” Jafar snaps.

Meanwhile, in guam - Hamtaro got off the plane he had just been travelling on with Guildenstern, "...Guildenstern..." Hamtaro started.
"Vehehehe...yes?"
"You DID buy a ticket to 'random location in Screwia' where our prisoners landed didn't you?"
"...yes."
"...is guam even in Screwia?"
"...?"