I think he gives it all to Rinachu. She needs a lot of money for all those expensive clothes she buys over at Hollister.
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I saw a topic like this somewhere else, and I thought I'd make a similar one here. So what do you think?
I think he gives it all to Rinachu. She needs a lot of money for all those expensive clothes she buys over at Hollister.
I think he gives it all to Rinachu. She needs a lot of money for all those expensive clothes she buys over at Hollister.
You bet he does~! He gives it all to me. ALL ALL ALL ALL OF IT. Thats how I can afford those $100+ shopping sprees that adore. All including a pink and brown and white polo shirt that I oh-so-adore and denim capri's with the green fabric belt that cost me $40 that was on sale.
ALL HIS MONEY ARE BELONG TO ME
He gives it all to me. ALL ALL ALL ALL OF IT. Thats how I can afford those $100+ shopping sprees that adore. All including a pink and brown and white polo shirt that I oh-so-adore and denim capri's with the green fabric belt that cost me $40 that was on sale.ALL HIS MONEY ARE BELONG TO ME
Rina buys enough clothes at hollister to pay for a thirdworld country, of course she needs someone to fund her shopping. XD
OMG!! He is a druggy, no doubt.
He buy 10 ounces of weed a day, and gets completely wasted, and comes online to talk to people in america about games, sexing and....
wait... I'm thinking of someone else...
He buy 10 ounces of weed a day, and gets completely wasted, and comes online to talk to people in america about games, sexing and....
wait... I'm thinking of someone else...
Hookers... all the way... Hookers.
Thats how he funds Rinas shopping sprees!!
Thats how he funds Rinas shopping sprees!!
I think he's a druggy and gets hookers..
I mean.. First of all the guy most likely lives buy himself with that little dog, it's going to get boring masturbating by himself/screwing his dog thing. And, he could be a decent person IF he stayed off the drugs.. I mean the drugs led him to do these crazy things.. Tsk tsk.
I mean.. First of all the guy most likely lives buy himself with that little dog, it's going to get boring masturbating by himself/screwing his dog thing. And, he could be a decent person IF he stayed off the drugs.. I mean the drugs led him to do these crazy things.. Tsk tsk.
He pays for hookers. Then the hookers meet up with Rina after the sex with Yojimbo and they go shopping.
I say all! Except for the last one and mostly he gives it to Rina 
Well I couldn't pick any of those.
I think he spends all his money on dog food. That dog is huge, and just so fat.
I think he spends all his money on dog food. That dog is huge, and just so fat.
QUOTE (Bahamut Tear @ Jul 7 2004, 07:18 PM)
Well I couldn't pick any of those.
I think he spends all his money on dog food. That dog is huge, and just so fat.
I think he spends all his money on dog food. That dog is huge, and just so fat.
Could be, but he can't possibly spend all of it on that.
He spends it all on hookers, kills all the hookers and takes his money back, then buys drugs, kills the dealers, takes his money back, and buys Rina clothes at Hollister, Old Navy, and A&F. No kill.
QUOTE (FantasyStarlett @ Jul 7 2004, 01:37 PM)
You bet he does~! He gives it all to me. ALL ALL ALL ALL OF IT. Thats how I can afford those $100+ shopping sprees that adore. All including a pink and brown and white polo shirt that I oh-so-adore and denim capri's with the green fabric belt that cost me $40 that was on sale.
ALL HIS MONEY ARE BELONG TO ME
He gives it all to me. ALL ALL ALL ALL OF IT. Thats how I can afford those $100+ shopping sprees that adore. All including a pink and brown and white polo shirt that I oh-so-adore and denim capri's with the green fabric belt that cost me $40 that was on sale.ALL HIS MONEY ARE BELONG TO ME
That's what i thought, but for me it was a toss up between Hookers and you! ^^
I thought hookers made more sense though, cus Yojimbo is Yojimbo, he's the man and women are his thing you know.
HOOKERS!!! Lol, Im just sorta messin around with that. But this is a good topic. CUz I have no idea what he could spend his money on. I think he is proly the stupidest aeon in that entire game. That would also follow the fact that he is the easiest to obtain. (at least for me) But I dont really get why u have to pay him in order to attack. THe stupid mofo. lol. But yea, it must be for hookers 
My options not up there... Well, I have Yojimbo collect all that gil for me, and tell him to bring it all to me, and if he refuses to hand over the gil, then I beat the crap out of him and take it by force, then instead of him giving Rina all his money, I gave Rina all my money, so she can shop at Hollister and be happy.
I take care of my wife by using others to make her happy. I even get henchmen to collect money for me, then I take it from them after all the hard work they did to get it, and spend it on her. See? I'm caring husband at times, Rina...
I pick the Rina option on the poll, but I editted it a bit, and said I stole the money from him, and gave it to her, instead of him giving her the money himself. Yojimbo a wuss; he's one of my henchmen, he doesn't have a brain to think. =P
I take care of my wife by using others to make her happy. I even get henchmen to collect money for me, then I take it from them after all the hard work they did to get it, and spend it on her. See? I'm caring husband at times, Rina...
I pick the Rina option on the poll, but I editted it a bit, and said I stole the money from him, and gave it to her, instead of him giving her the money himself. Yojimbo a wuss; he's one of my henchmen, he doesn't have a brain to think. =P
He probably spend it on drugs. I mean cmon, the guy even looks high. 
Don't know if he's on drugs, since he's like like Auron: dead. So I don't know about a dead fayth getting high since it will go right though him.
I bet he either spends it on Rina or Hookers, and Geishas.
I bet he either spends it on Rina or Hookers, and Geishas.
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He spends it all on hookers, kills all the hookers and takes his money back, then buys drugs, kills the dealers, takes his money back, and buys Rina clothes at Hollister, Old Navy, and A&F. No kill.
I support my daddy dear's idea ^^ This is definitely the best, short of Eva's sweet one ^^;
But I have another ridiculous one... he drinks sake, no? So that money-eating Aeon spends all the money he got from us to buy premium sake. And his clothes. And his swords. And the gigantic hat of his.
what about dog food....that thing's gotta need feedin? It probably costs him a few bob to keep that coat in pristine order...every time you use him. Also the whole disappearing trick when you've finished with him must have cost a lot to learn.
Apples. I did hear he liked apples. I mean I only give the guy one kill an attack so what can he possibly afford other than apples for that huge A** Mutt? Poor puppy always getting tossed at enemy's he must be hungry all that work.
Poor puppy always getting tossed at enemy's he must be hungry all that work.
How i think he spent it all on Drugs. As it says before up above, what else would you spend your cash on. Either that or he gave his money to Lem so that he could get stoned.
QUOTE (Hikusaak @ Jul 7 2004, 01:33 PM)
I think he gives it all to Rinachu. She needs a lot of money for all those expensive clothes she buys over at Hollister.
Lol reminds me of myself
I love shopping...my boyfriend always tells me that I'm too expensive....well maybe he's right
but you boys out there have no idea how wonderful it is to buy new clothes...and you will never know it Hollister?? I have never heared of it but I'll emidiately look that up....
Oh well and about Yojimbo...since all of you are so sure that he gives the money to Rina....I'll join you
Awww, I was thinking dogy treats for the doggy, but since that's not up there, it's like my twin said, it's either Rina or Geishas, haw haw haw <Pun not intended LOL.
i vote for tequila......
he seems to need it......thinking too much abt sin......
he seems to need it......thinking too much abt sin......
he could spend it on all of them, i mean he makes alot from the amount we pay him, you never know. he could spend it on anything, weapons, food, condoms, clothes for rina you name it, money can be spent on great things......
~ :whoa:
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Hats
What woulod he do with out hats hes bald you know. Would anybody respect a bald aeon.
What woulod he do with out hats hes bald you know. Would anybody respect a bald aeon.
Throwing Knives and Nair....
Gotta keep thos legs silky smooth.
-Sever
Gotta keep thos legs silky smooth.
-Sever
)v+Jul 12 2004, 07:43 AM-->QUOTE(<ffFrEaK>()v @ Jul 12 2004, 07:43 AM)
)v @ Jul 12 2004, 07:43 AM)i vote for tequila......
he seems to need it......thinking too much abt sin......
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Yeah
he looks like the type of man who needs a drink after a hard day of work
he seems to need it......thinking too much abt sin......
Yeah
he looks like the type of man who needs a drink after a hard day of work
Well... this is what I thought. If he was dumb enough to give it to Rina 
then there musta been somethin wrong with him. So my theory is:
He spends almost all of it on Tequila, and when he's so drunk he cant think straight, Rina goes in and takes the rest of his money
then there musta been somethin wrong with him. So my theory is:He spends almost all of it on Tequila, and when he's so drunk he cant think straight, Rina goes in and takes the rest of his money
[quote=Aerith Gainsborough,Jul 15 2004, 11:45 PM])v+Jul 12 2004, 07:43 AM-->
)v+Jul 12 2004, 07:43 AM-->QUOTE(<ffFrEaK>()v @ Jul 12 2004, 07:43 AM)
)v @ Jul 12 2004, 07:43 AM)i vote for tequila......
he seems to need it......thinking too much abt sin......
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Yeah
he looks like the type of man who needs a drink after a hard day of work
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haha....ya but his doggy seems to be kinda stressed too.....so i think he needs dog food for his little doggy too.....^^;
he seems to need it......thinking too much abt sin......
Yeah
he looks like the type of man who needs a drink after a hard day of work
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haha....ya but his doggy seems to be kinda stressed too.....so i think he needs dog food for his little doggy too.....^^;
He's obviously saving it all in his Swiss account. Just look at how much he's gotten from foolish people who actually use him for anything. XD
He could very well have billions upon billions of gil stocked up, just waiting to do who knows what with? Perhaps he's planning to buy Square, and make sure that FFXII won't suck.
He could very well have billions upon billions of gil stocked up, just waiting to do who knows what with? Perhaps he's planning to buy Square, and make sure that FFXII won't suck.
Unless Auron has the Murasame.. Zanmato. His ultimate attack.
He doesn't buy , he already has a lifetime supply of it that he shares with Auron. What he does is secrelty ship it off the square where it funds their secret propaganda campaign. You see, square doesn't even make games, they just pay people to say that they made them thanks to yojimbo.
Definantly booze. Who else but a drunk samurai would dare walk outside dressed like THAT?
Ok then, yes he buys booze. Infact, I'm sure he does. Notice how he staggers in his intro when you summon him? And when he's standing, he bobs his head left and right from time to time. Must be that new Spira ala'vodka with 100% alcohol.
The pot is also very possible. All those trippy colors when he uses Zanmato...
Oh, come on...why would he bother with Rina? He's got ladies all over Spira! He gotta be Big Pimpin with those duds of his. And you all thought Yuna set the trends? HA! I heard most of it pours into his own line of designer Aeon underwere! Shop smart, shop Yojimbo.
Porn and prostitutes.
Which he throws apples at.
Well, besides the option of washing his beautiful hair, and stroking his..........dog.
Which he throws apples at.
Well, besides the option of washing his beautiful hair, and stroking his..........dog.
QUOTE (Asuka Langley Sohyu @ Jul 31 2004, 01:19 PM)
The pot is also very possible. All those trippy colors when he uses Zanmato...
Hahaha, so very true...
Apple/Weed hybrids. So basicly its drugs, he gets high eating apples XD. ....XD.....
Great time to quote shadow.
"I'll come along if you pay me..."
"Just enough to feed my dog... Oh say... 3000 GP."
Shadow'll sure buy lots of dry meats.
Yojimbo will surely buy a lot Apple Weeds.
Great time to quote shadow.
"I'll come along if you pay me..."
"Just enough to feed my dog... Oh say... 3000 GP."
Shadow'll sure buy lots of dry meats.
Yojimbo will surely buy a lot Apple Weeds.
No clue... I mean it's a very long and dull discussion...
I really don't know what he should spend all that money on, but maybe he transfer the money you give him into power. The more money, the more power.
I guess there's no other reasonable explaination, it's just things you have to accept and move on.
I really don't know what he should spend all that money on, but maybe he transfer the money you give him into power. The more money, the more power.
I guess there's no other reasonable explaination, it's just things you have to accept and move on.
i say he uses it on drugs. you can tell by the weird color clothed he wears that he was high when he put them on.
He could easily be buying porn as well. I'm sure it gets rather lonely inside that Fayth with only a dog to keep you company.
he uses it on hookers and drugs and wen nones avalible he buys porno magazines. hes just fore fulling his needs can u blame him
He probably buys sword polish. How else does he manage to get one hit kills all the time? Other than that, hookers. He's called Yojimbo, he obviously buys women.
i think besides all of that, he buys apples!!!
apples are really great and i heard he own a shop selling apples too!!
it's called the Yojimapples!!
apples are really great and i heard he own a shop selling apples too!!
it's called the Yojimapples!!
erm..i never really thought about that one.....i would say he buy's dog food.....ITS ONE BIG DOG NO lol
Lol i saw this topic and HAD to come in ... I think he spends it on ... DRUGS <. < >. > lol
he uses it to buy crystal meth, pot, crack, X. then he uses it all at once. how he does i dont know. the next moring he wakes up such a bad hangover he dissides to buy the drugs once more and not answer Yuna's call.
you guys are crazy and goofy. And I like it.
I think he would get high and get drunk. The Sin stess everyone out.
Why not live today and die tomorrow.
And who's the H*ll is Rina???
I think he would get high and get drunk. The Sin stess everyone out.
Why not live today and die tomorrow.
And who's the H*ll is Rina???
The world may never know.......
Alazul, add a bit more to your post next time, kay? ^^
~Hiku
Alazul, add a bit more to your post next time, kay? ^^
~Hiku
My guess is he spends it on rare things in garage sales and sells it back for more on ebay...then he changes it into pennies and whacks them at litte kids who come onto his property. He also buys lots of those shuriken stars thingies, because he likes to waste so many each time i call him =p
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