Apples! I can't imagine Yojimbo doing the others besides eating Apples.

Ahahaha, you guys are skanks. xD (especially you Nightflower. ;P <33 I joke)

*is Rina, by the way*

Hikachuu~ I just realized that there are two referances to me. xD Rina and Apple. <333 aww, you just love me don't you?

This should be titled, "The thread that never dies~1!!11!11" x3

Oy Vee, what a perceptive thunderrat. xD

I've thought of a similar topic I might make later, for another game.
Look for more references in that one. =p

Hookers definitly!! I mean how else is some freaking thing like that sapossed to get laid?

Ahaha, this is probally the best topic I've seen so far.


Deffinatly drugs. He buys a ton of crack cocaine and does it all like in Scarface. Then he goes out and buys some hookers. And what ever is left goes to Rina <3. XD

Apples. I heard he likes apples.

Argh, you people know nothing!! It's apples I say, they are pretty good. He must be spending on those nice crunchy/juicey ones or buying anything related to them xD

Tequila for sure. He needs all that tequila for the pestering summoners who come by and ask for his assistance.

He buys silly new outfits to party with on the weekends. He's notbeing summoned ALL the time you know...

Funny? I could have sworn I replyed to this topic, oh well.
He spends it all on hookers! Hiding in that cave all day could get pretty boring.


Lol, and with that enough is said.

He spends it on drugs, hookers as well as gambling it all at the tables...lol. He could spend it on almost anything. My gosh the amount you have to pay him just to fight. I remeber when he was my last ever weapon lucky I was loaded so he won the battle for me.

I realize that this is not one of the options available but there are just way too many things that he could spend all that dough on. I believe that he is a huge PlayStation fan, like myself, and will buy all sorts of games and spend his time that way. When he walks out of the forest after being summoned, he pauses the games and comes out to attack, I am not too sure if you can hear him but he is actually mumbling curses for interrupting his gaming - very angry fellow indeed.

As for his pet, he thinks highly of him and so he buys ton of chow for him, only the best will do, and so a butt load of the mula goes on that.

Finally, I am sure that a big dude like that loves his ice cream. You do know that ancient ice cream tastes very different to todays. Chowing ice cream and mashing bad dudes in games is a well way to past the time and money. He loves his ice cream.

I said drugs. I mean come on did you see that outfit? No one would wear that with out being under some kind of influence from some kind of drug.

crack. he spends it all on crack. he's always asking for money, and doesn't do anything for it in return, and when he tries to you just wish he hadn't- just like a crack head. thats probably why he has the dog with him, so nobody can jack his stash when he's looking for a lighter that works.

Hookers all the way. Definately hookers. That's why you have to pay him an ungodly amount of money for him to do his overdrive. He likes the expensive ones! But, good grief, there's a bunch of them in Spira. Look around! Every other girl is in a thong! And he's not that attractive either. My guess is that he's not getting any for free...

Its's gotta be drugs hasnt it? I mean dude, check out the way he looks stoned when you summon him, he walks like he's completley out of his face , and to think of a kick @$$ move like Zanmato you gotta have some sort of inspiration . Yeah, dudes a complete waster, still kicks @$$ though, i think i like him more with the apperance of a "stoner" hehe

A porno addiction.

Well since Sun Quan took my one line reply I guess I got to think of something else whitty to say, so here goes....

1) He has to pay the special effects crew for sticking a forest up in the middle of nowhere each and everytime he comes up.

2) The debt collectors for the new very expensive computer he just bought

3) His elcetirc and internet bill for having to continously look at this site..

4) Maybe he does like Apple and there for spends all his money on her.

Bah, you all are out. He needs Gil to buy dog foods.
Didn't you guyz see why his dog always bites enemies ? Because it's starving. lol
If you give Yojimbo very very much gil, he will buy a new costume. Which never happens. XD

Yeah, it's gotta be hookers. I mean, icome on; he's dead. Dead people wouldn't care about their freaking dogs. The dog's probably dead too. On the other hand, with the despair of Sin, hookers are so cheap that he probably never needs any more money. He probably invests the leftover. I mean, he'll end up spending about 10 gil for the rest of his life on worldly pleasures. The remainder... Who knows?

Thats eactly what I thought!!! He needs it for his dog!!! But since that option isn't up there I put that he puts it all in a swiss bank acount that way if he ever get's married to another aeon ( say the oldest magus sister) She can't steal his money when they get a divorce ( cuz we all know that Yojimbo couldnt stay with one woman for to long

Why is this thread still alive? Its been around for like a year. Stop bringing it back to the top of the page.

i think diamond dust is right............hookers! it is definetly hookers

he is a crackhead. no two ways about it. what other person would go out and fight a monster for you for a few bucks. when they need to get high, they'll do anything to provide themselves with some crack. I'm tellin you, look at his eyes and how lazy he seems. the dude smokes crack

i dont know what you guys are talking about...he spends it all on apples! apple apple apple apples. lots of apples. he needs apples. he loves apples. you love apples. you will go buy apples. and when i snap my fingers, you will bark like a duck.

he spends the money in hookers of course. Have you seen his face the only thing uglier then him is his dog-thing (and i'm even not sure about that). Cause i cant get layed he spends the money in hookers. cause lets face it, every living thing must have a little plesaure from time to time.

he spends his money on hookers...cause he's a pimp lol...he loves the women just like auron...god what a perv..

Yeah, he goes for the apples cause he wuuuuuves apples.

Apples, yes. He can practice his Kozuka, Wakizashi and Zanmato attacks on them. That's why he more frequently uses his better attacks the more money you pay him: then he can buy more apples to practice his skills on. =p

It must be spent on hookers...... He probably spends all day blowing his money on women and when he gets summoned he is very grumpy because he has been desturbed. That is why he wants more money and that is where he gets his anger from when he starts slicing up enimies.

maybe he's saving up for a vacation on kilka or besaid

things that you can never imagine.


i replied to this thread because i was bored.

Very bored huh? The topic is over two years old.

And I'm sure he used the money on women and alcohol. Preferably in combination.

Hookers and Blow... What else do you spend money on?

He probably spends it all at strip clubs.

It's gotta be tequila, what more do you need after a hard day of slaying?

So no smex for Rina? Now wouldn't that be a sight to behold. . . On second thought, I take back what I said.
In any case hookers; even Aeons have needs.

Who the hell is Yojimbo?

Awesome.

So, who is Yojimbo?

lol...

A FFX summon. You have to bribe him to join you and to attack.

Tits. FFX is just collecting dust on my shelf. I'll play it one of these days, I promise.

Thanks.

I thought You be the last person to not know about Yojimbo from FFX

as a yojimbo it cleary have to be girls, my guess is that he's saving up money to get Shiva willing!

He invests the money into costumes. All that filigree and such, its sure to get damaged. How else can he come out looking so well-composed?

Gemini_Bloodian

you heard he likes apples? weird, i heard he likes mudkips, ftw.

Hookers by far. Plain and simple, Yojimbo needs some lovin'. He is saving up for Lulu and her grande knockers.

I have a better question, how does this thread keep coming back to life?

i want to find out too.

Ladies. I mean, that's how most guys in Japan get action (according to Anime...)