Okay i saw this somewhere and it was like hilarious! Anyways what are some things that the characetrs from Final fantasy x would never say! here are the ones i got:

Tidus-Oh Seymour,I just love your hair!What hairdresser do you go to?


Auron - Does this make me look fat?

kimahri- im so happy!


Wakka: "An Al Bhed!? Oh, brudda! I've been traveling around with an Al Bhed and I haven't gotten the chance to ask her out!?"

Yuna: "Biran, why did you and Yenke break Kimahri's horn?"
Biran: "Because Yenke needed toothpick."


Seymour: I love bunnies. Fluffy bunnies. With big floppy ears and twitching little noses. I love the bunnies. Why would I want to destroy the world when there are bunnies constantly around?


Wakka: E= Mc squared

Lulu: I love you... you love me, we're one happy family.......

Auron: pass the ketchup please.

Tidus: hey look, its Sin... FETCH BOY

Kimahri: Hey that chick over there, she hot.

Rikku: I think I hear my mother calling, she's telling me not to be your guardian.

Yuna: death is only the beginning


Tidus: That sending doesnt look to hard i wanna try it


All the girls "Hey, Lulu, could you pull you're top down some more!"


Yuna: You know what! Screw Yevon, I'm gonna become a Satanist! (Sp?)
Lulu: Welcome to the dark side...


Lulu: Do you ever wonder what chocobo tastes like?
Yuna: O_O

Rikku: OH MY GOD I JUST STOLE THREE GRENADES! here mr. machina you can have them back.


Jecht: I have something to tell you Auron...
Auron: Spill you sleezy drunk
Jecht: I've given up drinking all together....
Auron: uh huh...
Jecht: I figure that my being Sin is only a hallucination caused by a REALLY BAD hangover.


Kimahri: (cussing under his breath)
Yuna: what is it Kimahri???
Kimahri: I broke a nail.

Seymore: OMG!OMG!OMG!
Yuna: Whats wrong?
Seymore: I RAN OUT OF HAIR GEL!!!!


Tidus: SNAKE!OOOOOHHHHHH!ITS A SNAKE!*Jumps into Yunas arms*


Tidus: I AM GOING TO DYE MY HAIR BUBBLEGUM PINK SO THAT I DONT LOOK STUPID ANYMORE!

Auron: You fool, you think that is air your breathing?
Yuna: O_O No more Matrix for you Auron... I think your turning into Morpheus
Auron: CHOOSE THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL?????


Yuna: BRING ON THE WAR BABY SCREW THE ETERNAL CALM!!!!

Rikku: What's that you have Yunie?
Yuna: Cheerleader dress spheres!!!
Paine: (estatic) CHEERLEADER DRESS SPHERES?!?!?!?OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!! LET ME TRY'em! NOOOWWW!!!!!!!
(uses it).....WHY THE HELL IS IT BLACK?!?!?!

Kimahri: YUNA!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuna: Yes Kimahri?
Kimahri: Kimarhi forget what he was going to say....


Seymour: (humming the star wars theme)
Jecht: (humming The Hymn of Faith)
Yuna: (humming "I like big butts" song)
Auron: (sitting all alone in the corner going insane)
Seymour: (bursts out in Ushers 'Yeah')
Jecht: (still humming the hymn of faith)
Yuna: (now singing "Get Low")
Auron: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE (beheads himself)

Auron: AHHHHHHH!!!! A SPIDER!!!!! ITS A SPIDER!!!!!!!
Tidus: *looks around* where!
Auron: THERE!! *points*
Tidus: thats no spider! that Kimarhi!
Kimhari: *runs off crying*

Auron: Can I have pink roses at my funeral?


Yuna:screw this stick im using machina

Kimarhi: *Anything with correct grammer in it*

Lulu: I'm a little teapot, short and stout...

Tidus: "Oh my god, my voice is deepening!"

Lulu: "How do you think white looks on me?"

Riku (at thunder plains): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Tidus: Ready? Who am I? (puts hair into spikes)
Wakka: A bomb?
Lulu: The sun?
Yuna: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Tidus: No, you *%$^&! I'm Cloud!


Wakka: I'm Wakka and i have a problem i can't stop sayng ya, ya?
Tidus: Welcome, i have a problem i have a voice of a girl
Squall: Whatever
Raijin: Welcome ya know? I have a problem with ya know? I'm like you ya know?
Fujin: WELCOME...SIT...TALK
Sephiroth ( looks like he's having an elepsy attack): Mother Mother Mother
Selphie: Trains Trains Trains Tee-Hee
Kimahri:...
Barkeep: I can't shtoop shayyying H insh the wordhs and ih finish my shenteces with yesh? yesh?
Tobli: Marvellous terrific one more!!! heheheeheh i cant stop heheh

Yojimbo: I am the blade of vengence. My foes dare only whisper my name: Yojimbo... And this is my dog, Fluff'ums!
kimhari-meow

Tidus: *throws his Brotherhood at Sin*
Auron: Be nice to your dad!

Yuna: *grooming ixion* My little Pony...
Ixion: o.Ô?!

LOLOLOLOL W.T.H?
Wakka:Lulu, stop being a cold-hearted b#####.

Mika-:*singing*.......i'm too sexy for my shirt.

Seymour: wakka what type of hair gel do you use?

Rikku:i am devoting myself to yu yevon!

What the!? x.X'

Isn't this slightly spammy, because technically the character's could say anything they please that has nothing to do with the story. x.x'
Anyhooey's...


xD

Lol, those are hilarious! I saw something like that, only with FF7!

Yuna: Screw Tidus, Shuyin was way sexier

Rikku: I think I'm gonna put more clothes on....

Paine: Sorry guys im not usually this depressed... its that time of month u kno...


haha thats all i can think of for now

Auron(throws sword to tidus) - you know how to handle that?
Tidus - Of course i know how to handle a sword.......IN MY PANTS!!

Well, I'll leave this open and see how it goes.
Oh and I'll add something to my post later, have to go out in a bit.

Weird topic. So, what am I supposed to do, add or give comment?

Well, it's hilarious, the part about Kimahri's horn, Auron beheading himself.

Tidus: Who are you?!

Seymour Flux: I am Seymour Flux!!!!!

Tidus: Goodness, you're ugly.

Seymour Flux: Yeah, I know. But do you have to mention about my looks?

Well you can add or comment or Both! Yeah but i personally thought it was hilarious.....and i know im not the only one with a sense of humor, but yeah i just wanted to see what anybody could add.

Lol, it is weird, but I like

and


I can't think of any, but I used to imagine half-way through a fight, Yuna looking down at herself and going "Oh my god, what am I wearing?!"

My stuff might suck, but here goes.^^

All the girls: Oh Auron, you're sooo rugged!

Tidus: What is this feeling i get whenever i'm around Yuna?
Auron: *mumbles to self* Hard to believe but, *stops mumbling* Tidus, you are becoming a man. Let me tell you a little story....

Seymour: *before fight*...and your meaningless existence with it!
Yuna: You know, it's not like we really exist.
Kimahri: Just game...dude.
Everyone else: What?...

Everyone is walking through the calm lands when all of a sudden...
Rikku: Is it just me, or is there always a tune playing in the background?... Even when we fight.
Lulu: Yes, i've noticed also. I've heard that a man named Nobuo Uematsu is responsible. And i think it is known as "background music".
Tidus: Gee, what is this "back of ground mesic"?
Auron: You have a problem with pronounciation, don't you?
Tidus: What is "prunounsiaction"?
Auron: ....
Yuna: Hmm... Well... I kinda like it. It goes along with the scenery.
Everyone: Hmm...
Wakka: Praise be to Nobuo. *bow*
Everyone else: *bow*
Wakka: By the way, Lulu. How did you hear about this "Nobuo Uematsu"? You seem to know everything before anyone else.
Lulu: *shruggs shoulders*

Everyone starts going to the cloister of trials.
Monk: I'm sorry madame, but Wiccens aren't allowed to pass.
Lulu: What? I'm a sole believer in Yevon...and a guardian. I even have my Yevonite membership card. *shows card with picture of her in Yevonite bar*
Monk with guards standing behind him: Hmm... I still wonder... Okay, fellow monks! Time to perform the witch trials.
Lulu: Huh? No, you can't do this to me! *eyes get red* My master will be pleased to hear of your arrival...in HELL!
Yuna: *smacks forehead* Not this again...

( Remember that i have nothing against people of different beliefs. I know that Wiccens aren't like the things i've described above. I have a friend that is Pagan.)


- S.A. ( I have a horrible sense of humor.)

lol, there is a topic like this in Suikoden aswell, somewhere...spammy topics XD

Anyway:

Tidus: Aha! I know what is going on here.
Auron: No you don't, the story just started. This is...
Tidus: Yah yah yah, I'll die at the end I know.
Auron:....

Auron: I'm not serious.

Lulu: I'm so happy.

Wakka: Why do I only carry a blitzball when I'm fighting and what is that thing on my shoulder?

Rikku: About the theory of life, I think we have to go back to the origin of the earth and then *blah blah blah*

Yuna at Kilika docks sending scene: "Oops, I did it again~!"

Kimahri: I'm not normal.

Auron: I'm too sexy for my shirt! *strips*

How about

Rikku- any sentance that doesnt end in y'know

Why does she do that...
is it only me that it annoys?

Yuna: I give up

Lulu: Do you think hot pink would look good on me?

Wakka: Man i hate blitz ball

Tidus: Lulu, i think i love you and not Yuna
Yuna: Hey!
Wakka: What! Lulu is my girl!
Lulu: *sits quietly with a weird expression on her face*

Kimahri: I say things, make me feel smart.

Rikku: I am depressed

Tidus: Um, i forgot my line
Yuna: Not again!

Well there you are, some of them really suck but oh well!

where did you get that?

hahaha. can i just say this site is awesome! and everyones so nice and helpful.




I NOTICED, AND WAS NOT HAPPY with the fact that Tidus has never (that i'm aware of) said 'i love you to Yuna'

they talk about how Lenne never got to say it to Shuyin, and that Yuna had to go tell Shuyin, BUT

what about Tidus!

she said 'i love you' in that soul tearing tearful moment in ffx, yet he did not say it back.



Tidus 'i love you too yuna'

Lulu 'Yuna, I must return to Besaid for some more duck tape'

Kimari 'Kimari not want Yuna to know, real reason Kimari broken horn. Kimari try to pick toe nail with horn. Kimari sorry now'

Whakka 'Oh man. I want to play cricket ya.'

Tidus 'Just sign the prenup! This is my story!'

oh i saw it somewhere i cant remember where though.xD anyways ill look for it again though ........when i find it il be sure to let you know.

oh yeah and thanx ppl........great posts! they really are hilarious!

Tidus: Screw Yuna, Shiva's my one true love.

Kimahri: I'm so very sorry Tidus! I didn't mean to attack you, I... well, I just wanted to be friends, y'know. It's very hard to make friends when the others all think I'm silent and reticent, ya? I mean, I just want everyone to live peacefully together. And right, I need to apologise to Biran and Yenke. They so deserved to break my horn. I did not mean to get exiled. I am so sorry!

Yuna: Rikku, can you lend my your targe? I'm feeling murderous today.

Auron: You know, I think I'm switching to coffee.

Lulu: Oh gosh~! How nice it would be if Wakka will marry me and we can have so many cute little babies... *gushes* Then I'll dress them in pink and baby blue and it'll be just perfect!

Rikku: *goes out in the middle of a huge thunderstorm* I just LOVE thunder and lightning!

Wakka: I wanted to be a badminton player, but nooooo... badminton just had to be extinct.

OMG!!!!!!
Thats just too funny!

When people get confuse:
Lulu try to knock herself out of it with her doll.
"Damn it, Tidus. You atlest try to hit me with your best shot"
Tidus looked at her "huh?"

Yuna is on the field. Rikku is confuse and accident hit Tidus. Tidus accident kill her.
Yuna: Hey!
Tidus: She started it.

Wakka is confuse and hit him self with the ball, makes him confuse more. Tidus is next ot him.
Wakka: Hey baby, what's up
Tidus turn to Lulu: Can I kill him?

Auron got confuse. Yuna and Tidus in on the field.
Tidus and Yuna looked at each other
T&Y: Everybody, RRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ormi: Why am I the only fat person in spira?

Wakka: Kimari! Stop trying to eat our baby!... Lulu, you too

Tidus: What is sin doing to Bevelle?
Auron: It's mating season...
Tidus: ew!

When people get confuse:
Tidus got confuse, and was looking at Lulu: Damn Yuna! Did your boobs gotten bigger?
Lulu slap him
"Oh, those are yours, lulu."
Yuna slap him.
Tidus is confuse.

Yuna got confuse and was hugging Marlboro; DADDY you have return to me.
Tidus: uh, Yuna. that not you daddy.
Yuna Look again.:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

OMG this is so hilarious XD

Anyway:

Auron: Don't disturbe me, i'm playing blitzball...
Lulu: OMG, i can't believe i'm going around with all this showing up.
Wakka: Lulu, care to tell me your beauty tips?

Auron: la la la la *dances*
Tidus: What are you doing?
Auron: i'm trying to make a sending dance.
Tidus: But, aren't you an unsent?
Auron: OH F***!!!!!!

Rikku: Finnaly, i'm not afraid of thunder anymore.
Kimahri: Why is that Rikku?
Rikku: I have rubber underware.
Everyone else: ...

Auron is confused on the field. Yuna and Lulu on the field. Yuna summons Shiva.
Auron: Hey baby, going my way?
Lulu casts confuse on Auron that makes him even more confused.
Lulu: lookie here Sir Auron *gets all naked in front of auron*
Yuna: ...
Auron: Lulu why did you dress yourself up? You were better butt naked. Yuna come here.
Y&L: O_O;;

Tidus, Wakka and Seymour sit down talking about hair gels.
Tidus: What brand do you use?
Seymour: Hardcore gel. It gets the job done, even if my hair get's wet, it stays up no mather what, but only for 2 hours.
Wakka: Wait, but i use one that's not it and when i'm playing blitzball underwater, it doesn't even move an inch, and i can spend one day in there.
Tidus: Me too.
Seymour: WHAT!!?? Tell me the brand!!
T&A: No, it's our little secret *giggle toghether*
Seymour: WHAT!!?? You'll pay for this!!!
50 years passed. Lulu is teling her grandchildren:
Lulu That's how it all started.

Tidus: So how comes your hair is the way it is?
Wakka: Have you ever seen the film "There's something about Mary?"
Tidus: Ew!

Yuna:sorry tidus you and me, I mean, I don't sound like a dork.

Tidus:what do you mean i sound like a dork?

I don't know if it's just me but tidus's voice bothers me. A LOT.

aight, these may suck but whatever....

Auron: Tidus, i am your father...
Tidus:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! wait, i thought Jecht was my father....
Auron: You've been lied too....
Tidus: It can't be....
Jecht: Oh, but it can...
Yuna: Don't ya just love moments like these?

Tidus: Alright, screw you guys i'm goin home, talkin poo is where i cross the line...
Yuna: Aight Tidus, thats enough South Park for you.
Tidus: Look me so HORNY!! Me love you long time (directed to Lulu)
L&Y: O.O;;

yuna: god i just wanna get laid!

tidus: i see dead people...

wakka: so rikku ya,
rikku: ....
wakka: do you come with an hourly rate or does a brother have to pay for a whole night?
rikku: -SMACK!-
wakka: what i say ya?

lulu: someone give me a real weapon these stupid little dolls are pissing me off!

auron: i like swords.

kimahri (alone in the shower): when i have a brand new HAIRDOOOO and my eyelashes all in curls!!!!.... I en-joy beeeeing a GIRL!!

braska: you know what, screw this, lets go get us some hookers!
auron: my lord?
jecht: now your talkin!

tidus: i love you yuna.
yuna: um.... i dont, ... swing... that way.
lulu: -giggles- ^^ duh.

rikku: could someone help me, the buckle on my shorts is stuck... no really, I gotta PEE! -potty dances-

*SPOILERS - READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL*


The gang are about to battle Sin, but realise they have no money for supplies and weapons. Rikku suggests they get a bank loan.
The party are assembled around a desk in a cubicle with their bank manager
Rikku:...so we need a loan.
Bank manager: Oh-kay then, let's see who's eligible *looks slowly round assembled party - Wakka's giant ginger spike, Tidus' chavvy jewelery...pauses for a moment when he gets to Lulu...*
Lulu: *Cough*
Bank Manager: *looks at Kimahri* Sorry, we don't do animals...
Kimahri: *Grunts. Removes false moustache*
Bank Manager: Mr...Wakka. Unfortunately we cannot offer you a loan...let's see...yes, you still haven't repayed the last ten you've been given to kit out the Aurochs. I'm sorry, sir, but we have to decline you.
Wakka: This year's our year, ya? I'll pay it back, I promise. Ya?
Kimahri: Give it up Wakka, your team sucks.
Wakka: Who you talkin' to, you giant blue talkin' lion?! You wanna take dis outside?
Kimahri: Let's go.
Wakka and Kimahri leave the bank and go outside. Through the window the group can see Wakka bouncing his blitzball off Kimahri's head. Kimahri takes a swipe at Wakka with his spear. The bank manager catches the eye of a security guard, who goes outside too. They turn back to the bank manager.
Bank Manager: [To the girls] How old are you, please?
Rikku: Fifteen.
Bank Manager: Sorry, you're too young.
Rikku jumps up angrily, steals his wallet and runs off. The others peer round and see her flagging down a bright red pimped-up airship. On the street the security is running around with a black cloud in front of his face (darkness!), and Kimahri has Wakka in a headlock.
Yuna: *Coughs* [The others turn back] I'm a summoner.
Bank Manager: Lovely, dear, but I know you're only 17 and Daddy's notoriety aint enough to cut the mustard with me.
All: *Gasp*
Yuna blushes, offended. Her staff slips. Pyrflies start swarming out of Auron.
Bank Manager: Oh my god! What does the sign say about lifeless walking corpses?! Out!
Auron grunts, hefts his sword over his shoulder and stalks outside, taking a swig out of his flask.
He looks at the cloud of dust and rubble that is Kimahri, Wakka and the security guard.
Auron: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrghhhh! *Raises sword*
Lulu gets up and runs out, firing spells at the fight. Her cactuar fires spikes into the dust cloud.
Bank Manager: *Diappointed Lulu has gone* So, I suppose that leaves...
Tidus: Star of the Zanarkand Abes!
Yuna: *Still offended, mumbling* Pfft. Showoff.
Tidus: What?
Yuna: *Mumbling* Nothing…
Bank Manager: Well, sir, it seems we have no record of you on file, however, if you give me that fetching necklace, I think we have a deal…
Tidus: All right!
Yuna: *Angry* Uh!
Tidus: *Ignores her * Where do I sign?
Yuna: My father killed Sin, you know.
Bank Manager: I know.
Yuna: And you're really giving him the loan?!
Tidus: Yuna! Shh!
Yuna: No, you b*****d! I'm sick of it! Why does everyone take you so seriously?! I'm the one sacrificing life and limb here! You're just an annoying prettyboy with ridiculous highlights, cheap jewellery, and a stupid sob-story, which, by the way I find, frankly, pathetic. Suck it up, you loser!
All: *Stunned*
Tidus looks at Yuna
Yuna: Ah, for f***'s sake! You're a b***** dream! *Stomps off, throws open door, leaps into fight and starts whacking people with her ultimate weapon *
Tidus: *Embarrassed * Um.
Bank Manager: *Points to door * Just go.
Tidus: Thank you. *Charges outside and into the melee*
More guards join the fray , as well as some heavily-armoured Yevon monks. The group starts attacking them instead. Blood flies.
Bank Manager: *Sigh*
In the distance, a bright red airship can be seen accelerating fast. It crashes into the bank. Rikku and some war-painted Al-Bhed jump out of it in the middle of the bank and fire at the bank staff, yelling. Rikku runs into a room, and comes out with bags with "Swag" written on them, laughing manically.
The others stop fighting and crash inside, jumping onto the Celsius, which takes off through the roof.
Bank Manager: *Pause. Flicks through papers. Huh.*
Lulu: *On airship, nursing a deep gash. Realises.* Bugger.

On the Battle field (Sadly I make up the show when there a fight) I'm not as good a the rest of you guys.

DOOM
Rikku is afraid of Ghost cause she will get doom (which it is a count down to your death)
On the battle line Rikku Tidus and Auron.
Rikku turn to Tidus: You're start.
Tidus:Chicken?
Rikku:Hell yea.
Auron: sigh...
Tidus: Oh right, I'll start.
'Tidus attack, Auron did it after'
Tidus: Now do what you do best
Rikku:Shut up fool.
'Rikku steal, but still get DOOM'
Rikku: Oh *curse word in Al bhed*
Auron turn to Tidus: Where my money #####

I know, I sucks!

Priest: Do you Yuna, take Seymour to be your husband?
Yuna: I do

Lulu: Today, I think Ill wear some nice white

Auron: Lets race

Kimahri: I go sell Hello Kimarhi cookies now. Damn that Hello Kitty...

Auron: Pull my finger!

Yuna: I'm going to Mardi Gras. Do ya wanna join me Rikku?

Rikku: Hey shut up, Wonka!
Wakka: It's Wakka!
Rikku: Go back to your damned chocolate factory!

Lulu: *Plays with spell dolls* Ya wanna play with Barbie?

Seymour: *Accidently stabs and kills Yuna with lethal hair* No one will find out...

Seymour: *Looks in mirror* I am sooooo fat. Look how fat I am.