Forum still slowing down. Oh well... This is a topic for what people would never say. I've only played WA3, but post about any game in the series. Reply if you want, if not who cares. Here's my version.
WA3:
Virginia:Everyone disgusts me, everyone in my party sucks. Life has no meaning.
I might as well shoot everyone in the head. *Kills Clive and Gallows* *Jet kills Virginia.*
Gallows:To tell the truth everyone, I'm only pretending to be a playboy. To tell the truth, I love... I love... I LOVE CLIVE! *Bends on one leg.* "Clive, will you marry me?"
Clive:Yo, I come from da streets, G. I more fly than Jet.
Jet:(Responds to Clive) No you are not!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shoots Clive in the head 6 times.* *Quickly stashes Clives body in a lake.*
Janus:Romero... Dario... I've been with you for several years, but I do not feel I KNOW you. Tell me a little about yourselves so I can be your BEST FRIEND. *Says in a creepy way.*
Romero:Me likey to drink BLOOD. Bites Dario's neck. *Looks at Janus.* *Janus runs.* *Hunts Janus down.*
Dario:No food for me, I'm on diet and exercise! I'm going to practice hygene, too.
I will remember to zip my pants, too.
Maya:Todd, teach me how to be FUNKY! Dances off. Man, this is way more better than being a spoiled jerk with gems anyday!
Todd:"Milady?"
Maya:"Yes, Todd?"
Todd:"BURN!"
*Stabs Maya.*
Todd:"Yipee, I am free from that spoiled brat! She burns with her father now!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alfred:God, just shut up, Maya!!! Just freaking shut up!!! Huh?! Huh?! Do you like talking?! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST TUNING IT OUT!!!!!!!
HUH?! HUH?! YOU LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE JUST TUNING IT OUT!!! GOD!!! Retard...
Shady:Mew! I'm, gonna join Tokyo Mew Mew. I'll just need to borrow Maya's cutest dress... I wanna be a pop star!!! Shady, singer to the stars!!!
Malik:*Cries* MOMMY!!! I WANT COOKIES!!!
*Mom comes back with cookies.*
Malik:"I did not ask for this slop!!!" *Turns his mom into a pile of mush.*
Malik:Oh well, I can just clone another worthless mommy... *Sucks thumb.*
Leehault:
*Melody catches Leehault dancing to Gretchen Wilson's "Redneck Woman."
Leehault:"I'm building self-esteem for christ's sake! I wanna be a folk dancer at the old people's retirement home!!!"
Melody:Janus... Why do you like that princess gal so much?! Why can't you go for someone beautiful, elegant, someone who might be standing next to you right now?! *Traces hand to Janus's butt.* *Squeezes hard.* *Janus yelps.*
Ziekfried:Hey prophet dudes!!! Let's dress up like Final Fantasy X and X-2 characters and go to that convention!
Werner:Virginia, I am your father!!!!!!!!!!
Virginia:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Takes out authentic lightsabres.* *Fights.* *Werner cuts Virginia's hand off.*
Werner:"Oh my god! I killed her!"
*Virginia wakes up and swaps Werner on the face.* *Takes out the arm she hid in her sleeve.*
Virginia:Heh heh, who yo daddy now, foo?!
Beatrice:The sky is blue so I'll just use my blue dress today!!! Ah, isn't life wonderful? (Dunce, the sky is always blue!)
Florina:The flowers are talking... It tells you to shut up!!! *Florina stomps on flower in furious rage.*