I know this is a kinda spammish kind of game but since the post count for T&G is not counted and T&G is so dead it makes me sad... I don't think this will do much harm... at least none that I can think of. Anyway, just continue the story on and on with just five words each time, okay?

One fine sunny morning, John

Woke up and shaved his

arm but he forgot to

use a razor, instead he

used a shuriken and bled

a whole lake of acid

which fortunately, only fell on

his new Xbox console and

John screamed like a lunatic

but at least the glitch

mixing Halo and DOA together

made this totally awesome game

...crash more explosively then a...

ferret with dynamite strapped to

..it's never regions, John then..

Took a wooden mallet and

bludgeoned his Gamecube because it

asked him on a date

which was odd, because Nintendo

is gay (no offense, peoples)

and loves his best friend

...loved him like a chocolate...

at a hot summerday, so...

which started raining. John was

angered about the rain and left his...

lover stranded, while he decided...

to take anger management classes...

Where he learned to GOOZEFRABBAH

which is a Wiccan term

that naked gooses howl in

Switzerland. How John learned this

was strange and unusual but...

he was still happy anyways..

because Nintendo isn't really gay...

but his mother is because...

...John is a test-tube baby...

created using alien eggs and

slammed his hand onto balls....

ouch that really hurt anywho...

...John remembered he had no...

belly button and an extra

pancreas which he did not..

eat last week along with

green eggs and ham

he ate and loved muchly.

He placed his thumb strongly...

down his throat, he's bulemic

with his other thumb he.....

...skillfully played Pac-Man and...

...got bored, he then jumped...