Okay I saw one of these on another site and decided to make this...it's a classic. Quite simple too.
All you have to do is write something a WA charater (from any of the games) would NEVER in their life, death or whatever, say. Something worth cheirshing.

I'll start of.

Janus(WA3)- Okay! I am tired of losing to that dumb princess becuase of you blokes! I'm gonna go take lessons from her! See how ya like that!

hmm ok,

Ashley(Wa2)- hmm I wonder if I can get a bigger gun like brads, or maybe a giant sombrero, oh yeah then this would be a real western frontier game, AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

oh oh oh! I know!
Jet(WA3)- I always feel so lonely acting this way...I don't wanna be alone!!!

Okay here's some. I'll have a SUPER shocking one at the end.

Clive: Catherine, I have something to tell you.
Catherine: What?
Clive: I'm not really a boy.
Catherine: Then how was Katelyn born?!
Clive: ...

Virginia: Shady, I'm having your kittens!

Melody: *POOT*

Maya: Hi... (She'll have WAY more to say than that. LOL.)

Alfred: Maya?
Maya: Yes?
Alfred: What if I told you I am a crack addict?
Maya: ...

WARNING: The next one will shock you! Thank god Janus is NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER gonna do this. NEVER! THANK GOD CAUSE I WILL FREAK OUT. I even shocked myself.

Janus: I love you... Romero... *Kisses Romero*

OMG! *Falls in shock*

0_0 0_0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck?!!!!That iis an insult!!!

Virginia: This team was a stupid idea! ha! I got my guardian, I think I'll take over the world! How do you guys like that?!
Team: Go ahead...we don't care.....matter fact we'll help you. EVERYTHING WILL BURN!!!!!

Janus: I will stop you!
Jet: I like the smell of my own poop!
Virginia, Gallows, Clive, and Janus: ...
Janus's good twin: Wtf!

Zed (wa1)- I hate that blind chick!! What good is a girl who can't even see me!!
Gallows (WA3)- and I hate being called the ugly one!!
*I'm not sure if they would say this or not, but this is a funny scene I thought of...
Ashley and Janus meet....
Ashley: Hey!! That's my weapon!
Janus: urs is right there!!
Ashely: You couldn't possibly control that. The bladegun is not for novinces...
Janus: Did you just call me a novince?
Ashely: what if I did? I'm older than you! Respect your elders.
Janus: If you're older, you should be gone!! *shoots gun.
Ashely: What the?! So you're no THAT bad...
Janus: better than you! Why use one weapon...*changes into demon form. When i can use 2!!
ashely: You're not human!! actually, you must have bad hygene to look that bad...
Janus: grrr....

Janus's good twin and kimi_catdemon, you both need to stop spamming this forum with role playing with Wild Arms characters. You're role playing in four different topics, which I just don't understand. All four topic have been locked for being spam topic. I don't want to see these spam type topic in the Wild Arms forum or any other forum again.