Granted, but Tifa breaks your heart and you become an empty shell of s man... you lose all your coolness...

I wish Scrooge McDuck was the president of America...

Granted, but he gets trampled by a wild herd of indian elephants during his inauguration ceremony. Goofy's republican grandfather takes his place.

I wish I fell off of the empire state building, and survived.

Granted, but now you must live as flat as paper! EDIT: You can fly as a paper airplane when it's windy, and if you want to go through a wall, you just turn sideways and go through a crack in the wall! (Paper Mario GC)

I wish my computer used cookies instead of CD's.

Granted, but your computer gets really fat and explodes!

I wish I was an admin! Ha Ha!

Granted... you become an admin of the "Cloudr00ls372836 and zelda sux0rs" forums... you later lose the will to live...

I wish the person who corrupts this wish lives like a millionaire... (HAHAHAHA)

Granted, but the million is in the hands of a hot, sexy, beautiful, clingy, and demanding woman whose jealousy causes you to remove yourself from all previous social circles outside of her own.

I wish I had wisdom beyond the point of creation.

granted but you become like a god and your killed by a mob.

I wish I had a PS3

granted... Wal-mart sent you a free copy but they sent out the wrong system, they sent you an Atari 2600!

I wish I could live on a beach in Flordia (United States).

granted but your hit by so many hurricanes that florida is flooded and sinks, evry one survives but you.


I wish I had a dodge Viper, with free gas for life.



Peace

granted but you are speeding to fast and you get pulled over by the cops and you are put in jail for life

I wish I owned an amusement park

granted but you you have so many guests that the lines are to long and they have random brawls among themselves, and your charged with assisting assult, but when they come to arrest you, they find 50 lb of crack and shoot you till your dead

I wish I had my own country.

Granted, but it's america.

I wish the Green party would win the next election

Granted. They win the next miss america' group election. ( I just made that up?... kill me!)

I wish I was killed! (Try and top that! )

granted but on your way to execution, your hit by a car and your in acoma, when you wake up your in a robot body, and your the new robocop.

I wish I had photoshop so I could make signatures

Granted, but after getting photoshop you realize you can't use it well, and go into a never ending downward spiral of depression and insanity. Seemingly one minute later, you're 40 and you've drunken your life away.

I wish I was clever.

Granted. You're clever enough to post here

i wish there was free internet access

Granted, but its universal, and privacy is not a given. One wrong word about "free will", and the police are after you.
It also gives you venereal diseases after extended periods of time.

I wish anime didn't suck.

Granted. But you soon realize that you'll find your favorites boring and find another only to fall to the downward spiral that is otakuism.

I wish for sucess. Alot of it.

Granted. But you're killed, stabbed by your co-workers. Motive? Envy!

I wish someone loved me... (oh my god it sucked )

Granted, but it's that strange hobo with a Van, and alot of candy

I wish all the Starbucks in the world would explode at the same moment.

Granted, but little Starbuck's babies would come out of the smoking, destructed remains of all the Starbucks and they drink the world like coffee for revenge (EDIT: Because the world drank Starbucks) , and destroy the planet!

I wish that you would shut up!

Granted, but the "You" you refer to is Adolf Hitler.

I wish Kokiri_Kid would... shut up?

Granted, but then rpgdreamers is one active member shorter and soon dies. ...

I wish that it would actually snow, darn you global warming!

Granted! Here comes the Ice Age, again!!!

I wish I had a esquimo jacket to get warm in the ice age

granted, but you pull a random tag, your coat turns into a ball and you go rolling into a frozen spike pit and it pops, you are left without a coat and freeze! (Came from The World is not enough 007)

I wish it was thanksgiving again...

Granted, but then everything you've done up to date is erased, and then you end up getting to this point in life again and the process is repeated. (if that made sense...)

I wish I could play something good on my electric guitar...

Granted, only once.

I wish we'd get the black skins back up soon

Granted, but ur sig, avatar and number of post's will all be erassed


i wish i could buy a alienware pc....

Granted. *Hands you broken PC covered in blood and guts*

I wiiishhhhhhh IIIIII wassssss........

GODZILLA! AZN ph34r.

Granted! But due to unknown powers you are the size of an unusually small newt.

I wish... I knew why the meaning of life is 42

granted, but you have to wait millions of years

i wish I was a part of System Of A Down

Granted, but the original band members are so disgusted with you, because you're so crap - they leave and reform SOAD2

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

Granted, But ermm... I will stalemate your wish with my wish! Mwhaha!

I wish for this guys wish to never come true. Mwhaha

Granted but you will be cursed for the rest of you life.

I wish... I never had to write another school report again.

granted, but you fail school with all them 0's for uncompleted reports, then you work at McDonald's your whole life, and become very unhealthy!

I wish more people posted on this site every day!

Granted, however the posts will just be spam and it will eat your brains out.

I wish that this wish would be currupted.

granted, but you'l spend the rest of your life single and alone................ in a cave.......... and you can't make your own fire becouse everything is wet and slimy....



i wish i was the villian in an RPG series....

granted, your name is Doulmagus, enough said

I wish for a turkey sandwich that isnt poisened in any way.

granted, but now it talks every time you bite into it

I wish upon a shooting star

Granted but the shooting star will staight into your home and you'll become a hideous mutant...

I wish I could drive.

granted, but a horrible driver plows right into your windshield with a moped and sues you for $1,000,000,000,000

i wish i could go to King's Island

granted, but while you were there it was invaded but evil tapdancing penguins that has sardine powered bombs..



i wish that all gaming products will reduce its price by 50% but still keep its premium quality...

Granted, but then there will be a massive power outage across the globe, sunspots will wipe out generators, and the batteries of the world will all implode at the same time - resulting in a massive mutation of the human race which leaves us all without thumbs. And because of our new lack of thumbs there will be no way for a new game system which caters to the thumb less masses to be made. So we're screwed either way. Unless you can play with your feet.

I wish for an incorruptible wish. (Can I do that? And if so why hasn't someone else thought of it yet?)

granted but thats the only wish you get.... you cant wish anymore!!!


i wish lady obsidian will give me the potatoe stew that she promissed....

Granted, but by the time it gets to you it will be able to move on its own. O.o

I wish I could wish again.

granted, but it's opposite day day and you can't wish again!

I wish for a Wii I was supposed to get for Christmas!

Granted but it won't exactly be in one piece.

I wish for a donkey.

granted, but it'l be a 6inch tall paper weight donkey...


i wish that evrybody stoped wishing and get a life

(I got a donkey! ^-^) Granted, but our lives will only last two minutes, then we'll all start wishing again.

I wish for world peace.

granted, but everybody moves to another world and world piece doesn't exist.

I wish for a pretzel.