Granted, but your wish gets corrupted.

I wish Lady Obsidian knew that others have wished for wishes that weren't corrupted. She just has to look back a ways^_^

(Oh really?... Ha! That's true. ^.^ Cool beans.) Granted, but I will become hyper off of acid pops and annoy you all to the point of insanity.

I wish Hamina were a little calmer. It's hell trying to get her to study.

granted, but king kong comes with an anger management problem and wipes out the net!

I wish people would ban fish from restaraunts.

Granted, but in place of fish they'll start selling sheep liver.

I wish i had some sushi.

granted, but the sushi eats you!

I wish for nothing.

granted, but ya get evrything in the end including herpes and cancer... you name it...


i wish i had a fenrir bike like cloud, cuz there aint enough roadkill out there

granted, but I steal it because it was such cool wicked idea!

I wish axis got herpes and cancer and he didn't give it to me.

granted, but evryone in the world will have herpes and cancer (except Kokiri_Kid) will all die (and except dragon brigade cuz shes soo peachy)... huahahahaha!!!


i wish there was a potatoe land where the potatoes eat people....

Granted, but in potatoe land you will be consider a delicacy and will be eaten in th emost painful way possible.

I wish... my big brother would stop being such a bleeding arse.

granted, but you become a bleeding arse.

i wish for wishes.

Granted, but not a single one will come true.

I wish I were better at spanish.

garnted, but you can only spanish and nothing more... and you'l end up on some of those spanish gameshows.... yeey... (its not actually bad though, cuz they got the foxiest female host's in the bisness)


anyways, i wish it would rain cats and dogs literaly!!!

Granted, but they will fall from a raincloud that seems to - despite all the laws of nature - follow you.

I wish the sky was green.

granted, but there is no more ground because nature used up all the green coloring for the sky, so you fly upwards in an endless loop for the rest of your life.

I wish I could graduate now.

Granted... but you graduate as a beautician...

I wish I weren't so lethargic...

Granted, but now you'll be so hyper that everyone around you will want to kill you.

I wish for the best rpg video game ever.

Granted, but it's only one minute long.

I wish tomorrow was a 1/2 day again.

granted but ummmmmmmmmmm...... it would rain cats and dogs??


i wish that i would be a main character in a rpg series... i would cast lady obsidian as the leading girl, dragon brigade as my main summon and Kokiri_Kid as the knight.... id be the teenage kid that would probly save the world from destruction (again!!)

Sweet, cats and dogs!! Granted, and we also become rich for life! Nothing bad here!

I wish I hadn't broke a piece of bone off my knee. (Not as painful as it sounds)

Granted, but you did break off the whole knee cap.

I wish for a fish.

Granted, but it licked your face and you got warts!

I wish Lady Obsidian got a huge aquarium with a ton of fish, cause she's fish crazy!

EDIT: Spelling

granted, ......and I know what you mean

I wish for my boyfriend to get me a huge boquet

Granted, but a giant evil zombie teddy bear jumped out of it and stole your hair.

I wish I made sense.

Granted, but due tothe fact that all those around make no sence what so ever you'll become an outcast.

I wish for fruitloops.

granted, but the weird parrot dude stole them and went on a random adventure again.

I wish I had a Wii. WHY OH WHY DON'T I HAVE A WII!!! <Goes on a rampage>

Granted, but no one ever said it was in one piece...

I wish Itachi was real *squeals and huggles Itachi plushie* So very cute...

Granted, but then you forget who Itachi is so he's a stranger to you and he goes away forever!

I wish our president was a Jester.

granted, but he goes on a rampage and start trowing grenades evrywere


i wish for gatling gun wth bullets that actualy fire... not like those they sell at ebay

Granted but the bullets are made out of jello

I wish my computer would work! D:

Granted, but it sent dirty pictures of you out on the internet!

I wish I was on the radio.

granted, but ur in the radio.... literaly....

i wish somone would wish somthing creative that it hasnt been wished bfore

Granted, but now you're a microscopic organism that lives on the underside of a used gym sock due to someone's wish <.<;

I wish it was Wednesday.

granted, you use a time machine to go to Wednesday, a wednesday 3 billion years into the future where Earth no longer exists.

I wish I didn't have a speech for school.

Granted, a dog eats your speech on the way to the presentation and you show up unprepared.

I wish it was Wednesday, March 07, 2007.

granted, but you are so obsessed with Wednesday that you go insane.

I wish I could sleep right now.

EDIT: Why do you wish it was wednesday?

Granted, but after you fall asleep you roll off your bed, hit your head and die

I wish I had A.C.E. II

(Wednesday = Payday )

I wish that you shut up! Oh wait... wrong wish, well at least can you stop writing?
But really, I wish that everyone of us that post something here get 100$... yeah, I'm beeing modest

Granted, but you forgot to grant Ender's wish.

I wish for a lime jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise!

granted, but the surprize is that it had a huge toothy mouth and it ate everybodys faces off!

I wish my Wii was a talking robot.

granted, go to some poeple that are obbsessd with robots, and Wii's.

I wish I could get any game I want at anytime without giving anything up.

granted, but you get mugged

I wish for a roller coaster in my backyard

Granted, but the roller coaster turned into a death trap of doom and you'l be seated next to the telletubies...

i wish i could hunt down the telletubies using a shutgun!!! the nightmare!!! i cant handle it anymore...

granted, but you shoot yourself in the face, and I'm too brainwashed to help

I wish I had straight A's

granted, but you would have to study hard in order to get it... like evryone else


i wish there would bem like a rpgdreamers planet movie.. were in the only one that survives are rpgdreamers with simian complex along with some rouches and one confused dolpin..

granted, but I kill everyone off.

I wish Monday didn't exist

granted, but the weekend would be disapear along with it

i wish they would change the smiley's

granted, but they smack you upside the head!

I wish charts for basketball would be outlawed. My god, stop arguing over who's gonna win and just enjoy the games!

Granted, nothing bad here...

i wish for nothing!!!!

granted, but I screwed up and gave you everything, even brain cancer!!!

I wish for Lady Obsidian to come back

Granted, but she hates you forever.

I wish for immunity from botched wishes.