Granted, but the point of this game is botched also!

I wish for Final Fantasy XII

Granted, but it destroys your PS2 as soon as you put it in the disc tray.

I wish for a magical sword that obliterates writer's block.

granted, but it chopped your head off!

I wish for a snowboard.

Granted, but the first time you try to use it you careen off the bunny hill and into a very large tree.

I wish for a pony!

Granted, but it kicked you in the balls! XD

I wish for a cup of hot cocoa with marshmellows

Granted, but it was too watery.

I wish for a Wii.

granted, but it overheated

I wish for $1,000,000,000

Granted, but it was obtained by illegal means. You are found, tried, and imprisoned.

I wish for a job that's not in foodservice.

granted, but all the restaraunts go out of business because of you and everybody in the world goes hungry and kills you for food and because you quit.

I wish I have a pepperoni pizza stuffed crust.

Granted, but you're going to choke on it.

I wish for a better ending for FFXII.

Granted, but the rest of the game sucks fifty times more because of the awesome ending.

I wish for a gun.

(Yes I know I'm just asking for it...)

granted, but James Bond comes and kicks your ass and steals it.

I wish I was Jigsaw from the Saw movies.

Granted, but the guys finally killed him.

I wish for more time.

Granted, but you can never die.

I wish for world peace

granted, but for 5 seconds before everyone nukes each other.

I wish for "move along"

granted but it turns out to be some kind 0f lubricant

i wish they would make a new baldur's gate..

granted, but it sucks!

I wish for a chance to go fishing.

Granted, but you catch a shark which drags you into the water and eats you.

I wish for real life friends.

granted, but their anti-social.

I wish for a Yoga machine.

Granted, but it twists your limbs into extremely painful positions.

I wish for Animaniacs!

granted, but you go insane

I wish I had a yogurt machine... what I ment to say the first time!

Granted, but the yogurt contains an acidic compound that sears through your body creating a hole out your back.

I wish for my own butler.

Granted, but he's a Game Fanatic that beats u in every game till u decide to commit suicide, but he also beats u to that too and Shoots u...

I wish for my very own 120 room Mansion

Granted, but you immediately get lost inside your own house and starve to death.

I wish to be the best at everything.

Granted, but everyone feels jealous and hates u, and u end up being an Outkast..

I wish to achieve Bankai (bleach )

i would grant that, but I don't know what the hell that is

< tourettes guy is funny

V don't you think so?

hehehe , sorry abt that.....

er...

Okay, now who's what again?? O_o

nvm..

I wish for all the Harry Potter Merchandise in the World

CRAP! Got my posts mixed up again!!!

granted, but the anti-witchcraft club beat you up and stole it all back and burned it

I wish for a wooden bucket!

granted but its full of termites

i wish for a flaming whale

granted, but it farted in your face

I wish for legos

Granted, and you build a world Record 16-story high Lego Structure that takes you seven years to finish, and right before you unveil it for everyone, it falls apart and buries you under it...

~Saddened by the Horrible Fate I predicted for you, Kokiri~

I wish for the Seventh Harry Potter book NOW !!

Wow, that's the first time someone gave me a cruel fate and actually felt sorry!!!

granted, but you only get the first chapter.

I wish for a McDonald's.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO....Not the first Chapter, PLEASE Give me more...

God it would be torture if they released it chapter by chapter like manga, I would kill myself

And Kokiri, it's Granted, but before u eat it a Large Black Dog Jumps at you out of no where, snatches the food away and bites your hands off with it, now you're Handless AND Hungry

I wish for a Wonderful Life

granted, but I got pissed that my hand got eaten so I got a lit match in place of my hand to burn all copies of the rough draft with my "match hand" and you get a stroke.

I wish I didn't have such a strange imagination. XD

Granted, but you end up stuck without the Ability to Enjoy RPGs for the rest of ur life

I wish to be a Final Fantasy Character

Granted, but you become one of the bad guys lackeys that is sacrificed in order for him to save himself.

I wish for a new job.

granted, but you earn "negative" money... if you know what I mean! XD

I wish the world from .hack was real.

Granted, but being so excited that it finally exists, you get a stroke and Die right before you get to try it out...

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I wish I Could be invisible

granted, but you're clothes stay on forever so everybody can still see you

I wish for a motorcycle.

Granted, but it's the Flying Motorbike from harry Potter, and as soon as u get on it, it takes off into the sky at such speed that you fall off and lose sight of it...

Later on, you're walking down the street to the Grocer's when the bike falls down from the sky upon you and kills u...

(Why are u always dying in my predections O_o??!)

I wish for a Long Vacation from Work

u get a trip to columbia but get caught for drug smuggling

i wish for a dollar ( no one can corrupt the dollar!)

granted, but you get it as 100 pennies and you swallow all of them up in a circus act!

I wish I was Bozo the clown

you become bozo but you go crazy and actually become "it" the clown

i wish i had a bowl of ramen

granted, but somebody puked in it...

while you were eating it!

I wish for a faster internet for my school.

Granted, but you're not allowed to use it..

(hehehe, you didn't die this time...YES )

I wish for FINAL FANTASY XIII and FINAL FANTASY versus XIII...NOW...

Wish granted but it gets stolen by a guy streaking in the middle of the streets

i wish for the ability to use hand signs like in naruto

I died from withdrawl! XD

Granted, but all you can do is give people the finger and you constantly get beat up!

I wish for a tuba that blew bubbles.

LOL !!

and your wish is GRANTED, however, it's only functional for five seconds, then it gets blocked, to never blow Bubbles again...

I wish for More !!

granted, you get Roger Moore (older 007) and he is constantly pistol-whipping you in the face!

I wish for less.

Granted, but you get too much less of everything that you end up DYING of Starvation and Lack of RPGs

I wish for World War III