Granted, but it's the end of the World War Trilogy and everyone dies like in most other trilogy's.

I wish for food.

Granted, but it's Soylent Green made Specially for Cannibals

I wish for some Vodka

granted, but I drank it first! I got drunk and tried to rob a bank.

I wish to be bailed out of jail.

Granted, but you get bailed by your Ex whom you can't stand, she wants you to go home with her, you get pissed and stab her, and then you're rushed back to Jail, awaiting Trial

I wish you never Find a Decent Lawyer to get you Outta that one

granted, but I turn into a bird and fly away never to be seen as a person for another three days.

I wish for worms.

Granted, but they're Poisoneous Worms, you eat them and you Instantly transform back into a Person, though luckily away from Prying Eyes...Now u need to find a Hospital, Quickly...

I wish for all the Doctors in the World to be Under my Command

/Evil Laugh\

granted, but they still cure me and everybody in the universe loses their memory, forgetting everything that happened.

I wish for skate skills

Granted, ya got the skills, but I just removed your legs, and no you haven't got enough skills to skate on your hands...

I wish we never ran out of food. (Or drink, whew save myself there!)
And it has to be the good stuff, not some cheap ASDA crap.

granted, but I peed in the drink and crapped in the food.

EDIT: I wish for peace. And a PSP.

Granted, Peace is Finally achieved between everyone, but you get a PSP Ver. 3.03 and you Brick it while trying to Downgrade it. Due to that incident you lose your mind Sephiroth-Like and you start fighting with everyone for no reason, once it sees u the World remembers how much it was to fight, and it decides to throw away peace, and it's World War III.

Years later, you are convicted as the Cause of the war, and Sentenced to Death

I wish to Die

granted, you get two dice.

I wish the DVD first season of Soal of the Molemen was out

granted, but its a pireted DVD *sob*

i wish for pot and booze

granted, but cops came with it!

I wish I didn't have a freaken cold.
Damn! I hate being sick!

*u propably dun have a Cold anymore, so...~ GRANTED , but you get so excited that ur not sick anymore, go out on the street running, get hit by a car and die

I wish I was able to Summon Alexander (And he Was on my side when I summoned him, and helped me )

Granted, you get the cutout of Alexander Hamilton on whatever dollar bill he's on.

I wish for Kingdom Hearts 3.

Granted, and it turns out much better than you had expected, and u get to sell it to the millions of ppl worldwide who are amazed you have it and you become VERY VERY RICH....

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Then you grow up and DIE


I wish for Bleach DVDs

Granted, you get blank DVD's with Bleach on them from the laundry room

I wish I couldn't die! XD

Granted, but then you're the only thing left on this planet before it blows up. And, since you can't die, you'd just float through space, and I'm sure that'd be very enjoyable.

I wish for...inspiration.

granted, it came from a fart in a toliet XD

I wish I wasn't a six year old in a 18 year old's body! XD

Granted, instead you become an 18 year old stuck in a 2 year old's body, and even worse, you actually remember all your favorite stuff from when u were a 6 year old stuck in an 18 year old body and can't get over the sadness, till it piles up and chokes u in ur sleep...and you DIE

heeheehee

I wish she hadn't left me....

Granted, but there's someone better out there...

I wish the world was a good place to be.

hehehe, I wouldn't care if there are a million better girls out there...she was....
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~ ~ thnx for granting my wish, for that I shall Grant yours PERFECTLY ~ ~

GRANTED, the world becomes the most wonderful place to be, everyone's nice and wealthy, food tastes ten times better, games come out as soon as u hear about them and PS3 costs $35...

Ah, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD


I wish I could wake up tommorow to find that I'm my 16 year old self again...

granted, but you get extreme face acne, a squeaky voice, and an attitude XD

I wish for Pokemon Pearl

wish granted but when you get it a gang comes up to you and beats you senseless for it.

I wish for my two front teeth

granted, but they grew faces on them

I wish for the world to stop talking for the rest of the day so I can sleep!

granted but evryone starts to sleep as well and snors

i wish that The Hobbit movie will be directed by Peter Jackson

granted, but he makes it 10 hours long and nobody wants to watch it, so he loses all his money and can't make movies anymore.

I wish for my DS to recharge.

Granted, but as u turn it on it blows up.




I wish I had a rootbeer float!

Granted but then it tastes bad very bad

I wish I had a ps3 with lots of games

Granted, but sony uses it's profit from your transaction, envests it, and buys your house, and your PS3.

I wish To be able to fight off Hungry hobos

Granted but you get eaten by a hungry orc

I wish that I had a Porsche in my garage

Granted, but I broke into you're garage, beat it up with a bat, and spray painted it pink!

I wish for a shark

Granted, but it ends up in you're bed ....

I wish that i havn't wished at all

corrupt that one

LOL!

Granted, but you turn into Richard Simmonds.

I wish for noobs to stop calling regulars lame.

granted, but now all th noobs rule the game
I wish i had all the animals in the world!!

Granted, but your death will be by said mob of animal.

I wish for immortality, with sprinkles.

granted, but you drown in a giant rocky road ice cream cone with sprinkles.

I wish this forum was back to the way it was 6 months ago.

Granted, but you're left with only the Introduction Forum and that old RPG Maker forum.

Hoo hah!


I wish for a new computer.

Granted, it's a supercomputer that can think for itself, so it stabs a bunch of wires into your head and hacks into your brain.

I wish for a guitar.

Granted, but you're mom get's so mad (cuz you scuk at playing it) she break's it on you're haed and then kill's herself

i wish to be GOKU from dragon ballz.now i can rule the wrold.

Granted, you take over the "wrold" while I take over the world.

I wish Crimson Fate had Spell Check!

Granted, but his spell check gets a virus.

I wish for Dave Chappelle to come back.

granted, but then he goes back to Africa after one episode.

I wish for Turtle Smasher to make my Sig

Granted but it clashes with your avatar!

I wish for a million dollars!

Granted, but tax's due

I wish that i can go to theO.C

Granted but it sucks

I wish for this thunder to stop

Granted, but it hit's you're house and it burn's down.

I wish i can find the anime Hack//root's

Granted, but you have to watch all 5 seasons, and 3 movies of Sailor Moon in Japanese first.

I wish for a nice cold beer.

Granted, but you get drunk, pass out, and wake up in the twilight zone!

I wish my DSL is a less pain in the butt than my dial-up

Granted,but now you're whole Famelly is on the net so there is no time for you.

i wish to go around the world..!