Granted, but you mess up the orbit and we crash into the moon.

I wish the moon has an evil face

Granted,but it look's at you for ever.

i wish i can buy FFT the loin's war.

Granted but when you go to buy it your money grows wings and flies away.

I wish my F-Zero and A Link To The Past came here already. (I bought them on ebay)

Granted,but when the mail man hand's it to you,you drope it and thay all break.

i wish i could drive.

Granted, but you have to drive a pink volkswagon. With flowers.

I wish our mailman was friendly.

Granted,but he is too friendly he start's too bang you're M...........never mind dont want anybody to get mad^_^

i wish for a wife..

Granted but it's Bigfoot.

I wish for Saw IV.

Granted,but it suck's ass.

i wish i could own Mcy dee's.

granted, but it's a small normal one.

I wish I knew what Kokiri wanted to wish for in his above post so I could have corrupted it =p

HOLY !@#$%^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This crappy internet keeps posting before I'm finished for some reason...

I wish for Chick-fil-a in my room.

By the way, DB your avatar/sig rules!

We wish that we'd have more time to be active.

Granted, but then you'd have no life beyond using the computer. (couldn't think of anything better >.o)

I wish I had a cat!


Off Topic: Thanks Kokiri^_^ I love my siggy and avatar too. Thanks Dookie xD

Granted, but I let my dog go after it and eat it!

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, but you can never sleep again. Didn't Fairly Oddparents do that one?

I wish Nickelodeon never existed.

Granted, but it's replaced with mtv3.

I wish for a BLT.

Granted, but the bun is made out of tempered steel and you break all your teeth trying to eat it.

I wish there were more forums out there that didn't suck.

*waves wand* Granted, but my wand broke a few days ago and it didn't work...

I wish this computer wasn't so slow...

Granted,but somebudy cut's the DSL line for the internet? too bad

I wish that LOST season for come's out NOW!

Granted, but the DVD's in the box are really scratched up.

I wish for no virus's.

granted but as sonn as you walk out of you'r house you die,how? i dont know?

i wish for a new TV

granted, but the ring girl comes out and kills you.

I wish more people liked retrogaming.

granted,but you dont like it anymore.

i wish that Zaidan would come back and play soccer again.

Granted, but Zaidan decides to cut off your head and use it for the ball.

I wish for a nuclear weapon to blow up on the White House.

granted,now the world is a happy place and life is good and everything is good but too bad that's just a fantasy

i wish for a cat

granted, it eats your face off

I wish for a PS3.

granted,but as soon as you walk out of the store you trip and fall and break you'r hand off and well the PS3 break's too

i wish for my aztma to go away

granted, but now you get aids.

I wish my Sims2 worked.

Granted, but your Sims all die off before you get a chance to kill them.

I wish I were better at playing the trombone.

Granted, but then you get bored with it.

I wish to be a ghost.

granted but you never EVER get to have SEX again

i wish that i could sleep right now.

Granted, but when you fall asleep the world throws a huge party and it's over by the time you wake up.

I wish for some good breakfast.

Granted but you get food poisning.

I wish for a new laptop..

WTF!! I said good breakfast!! The key word being GOOD!!

Granted, but it comes with MS DOS.

I wish to fly.

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine. Hasn't this one been done?

I wish for my depression to go away.

Granted, you are free of your depression, you are happy, so happy infact that nothing gets you down, even if somebody did just ram your car into your house.

I wish I had a pet wolf, one that didn't eat my face of any part of me for that matter...

Granted, it just mauls you with its freakish claws. It's not eating you.

I wish women didn't hate me. (Did I do that one already?)

Granted,but they love you so much that you go crazy.

I wish that i can go to Japan for FREE

Granted, but you get mauled by Godzilla

I wish today didn't suck so freaken bad.

Granted but tomarro is gonna Suck

i wish for my new DSL to come FASTER!!!!

Granted but it gets lost in the mail forever!!!!

I wish for a dolphin.


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BTW, CF I'm glad you get the internet back!

Granted,but it's an old sick one that cant do a thing.

i wish for God OF War 3

granted, but it's for Playstation 17. Coming in 2063.

I wish for a rocket launcher.

This is gonna go on all night so i'm gonna post then go

Granted but the F.B.I now think that you'r a gangster and kill you

i wish for pece

granted, you get a dictionary XD

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it's weak and crumbly and tastes like nothing. It also makes you throw up.

I wish for a good job.

Granted but you'r boss suck's ass

i wish for MGS4

Granted but Snake popped out of the tv and blew your house up.

I wish for life to be like an old skool RPG.

Granted. You now spend the time from now until you are 80 leveling up enough to take five steps outside your starting village.

I wish for a working Disc 3 of FFIX.

Granted, but the FMVs don't work.

I wish for this game to stop.