Not granted.

I wish for this storm to stop.

granted, you just die after it.

i wish for faster DSL in K.S.A

granted, but you computer overheats

I wish for a pogo stick.

Granted, but it's also a pipebomb. KABOOOM, you lose.

I wish for a better answer to my last wish.

Granted, you die by falling in scalding macaroni

I wish for spell check

Granted, but only if misspeled in this sentence was spelled correctly.

I wish for this cat to stop all over the floor.

Granted, he starts puking all over you.

I wish for a good idea for a wish.

Granted, but you also get memory loss and forget what it was.

I wish that my fish got super powers and would blow my neighbours house up!

Granted, but a cat ate it first

I wish I was remembered.

Granted- but everyone forgot you straight after.

I wish Kokiri would not leave again. It was getting boring here.

Really? I'm staying then. I'm updating my name soon.

I wish for more Burger King.

granted- but you get so fat that you could not fit through its double doors, or get in the car for the drive thru.

I wish for, lets see, .. peace on earth!!!

granted, but I took it over

I wish for an eventful night.

granted, but the power went out and everyone went home- you become alone, with nothing to do.

I wish for Hatton to beat Mayweather (yes, boxing)

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish I had a BMW

Granted, but you wrote it out and for your cover car you got a SKODA!!!

I wish for snow at Christmas--- pretty please???

Granted, it snows out hot ash and burns your town down.

I wish for a DS or PSP.

granted, but it arrived with no control buttons

I wish for an easier life than now

Granted, you died.

I wish for ketchup.

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granted, but you get it in a glass bottle, so you can never get it out... and its poisonous.

i wish for "peanut butter jelly time!" (check family guy's Brian out, lol)

Granted, but before the banana starts dancing, it crushes your eyeballs in its fists.

I wish for an idea for a wish.

granted, but you forget it.

I wish for a better wish than this one.

granted,but ur not allowed to make eney more lazy wishes

i wish for graffiti to be legal

Granted but you still get fined.

I wish I was a pie....APPLE pie. Mmm.

Granted, but McDonalds just sold you to the latest customer.

Wishes that people without intentions of getting a "real" major wouldn't waste the university or the student body's time.

Granted, but enrollments in universities begin a serious decline cause many universities to close up and the others to raise tuition. Fewer people have college degrees and many people begin loosing jobs which would probably cause another serious recession.

Wishes that companies don't force employees to work "mandatory over-time"

Granted, but there where massive lay-offs.

I wish I had a lollipop

Granted,
I wish the Netherlands and Belgium changed their climate to a mild Mediterranean Climate starting from May the 1st 2008

Given the wholes in the ozone layer, a mild climate actually turns out to be a heavily sun burnt population climate and deaths resulting from skin melanomas sky rockets.

I wish the human body could consume cigarettes, booze, drugs etc but without the negative long term effects.

Granted but othere then the thing's you said kill's you

I wish there would be a Diablo 3

Granted, but Diablo 2 gets jealous and destroys the newly created Diablo 3

I wish that I would go to sleep

Granted....enjoy your eternal rest.

I wish for the perfect chair!

Granted, but the perfect chair is nothing more than a padded toilet seat with arm rests and one of those butt-washer things.

I wish that Foundation Design homework isn't as hard as it is.

Granted! Future building foundations are now somewhat lacking in 'hardness', resulting in the crumbling of buildings everywhere and the deaths of millions. Good one.

I wish the rule of genies not letting you wish for more wishes was abolished.

Granted, but the wishes always go wrong

I wish I had a Macbook Pro instead of a Macbook.

Granted! But you have to buy my Fiance one when you do.

I wish for the next 42 days to go very fast!!!!!

Granted, you just missed the first super mega 42 day world celebration of booze, babes and....MORE BOOZE and BABES! Only happens once a lifetime it turns out. You SOOO shoulda been there.

I wish for a servant to carry out all my household chores

granted, but the servant goes missing, and you are found guilty of murder, rape, treason, and arson. you go to jail for 75 years and actually survive until the end of your sentence. once you are released, you go home to talk to your daughter who you have not seen in 26 years, but on the way there you have a stroke and die.

i wish i hadn't failed math class this year

Granted. You pass Maths, however you fail every other class, thus destroying your chances of getting anywhere in life.

I wish I didn't have my Classical Civilisation exam tomorrow. ;__;

Granted, but since you didn't have the exam, you failed it.

I wish my room wasn't so messy.

Granted! It is now the most pristine room in the world! However, this means that every nanny, maid, and clean freak must come over and inspect it, along with getting your tips on how to make and keep their rooms clean. IT also means that you are not able to sleep in that room and must sleep in the guest bedroom, which is messier than your other room.

I wish I had a real girlfriend like the one in "Zohan", with a perfect "tits to ass ratio".

Granted, but her brother is a terrorist that blows you up for coming in contact with her.

I wish I was the strongest man alive!

Granted, but you're strength dissipates in time and shortens you're life (2 days exactly)

I wish women weren't interested in material possessions.

Granted, now they are interested in you...ALL THE TIME (you will soon see the dis-advantages here).

I wish fast food was always healthy for me.

Granted, but you eat too much and you explode from gas.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but you can't control them and end up causing destruction wherever you go; end up being exiled by society and eventually become a bad guy!

I wish I won the lottery. >_>

Granted!!, but you won it right after the last person won the $40,000,000 Powerball, so you only get $1,000,000 and the government takes half of it, then your girlfriend spends the rest at Gucci buying bags.

I wish for a free subscription for Jim Rome.com Shoutcast.

Granted, but you just realized Jim Rome is a total douchebag.

I wish that I had a cheesecake.

poof. you got a cheese-cake. but the cheese is limburgour and the frosting is the blue veins from bleuchesse.

I wish the next's persons wish came true.