Granted, but after you change it you find out you're worse off than you really were before.

I wish I had my own computer...

Granted. But the only thing you can do with it is to use paint and the calculator!

I wish I had a Van Halen CD!

Granted but when you got the cd it blew up.

I wish everyone could fly.

Granted, and everyone starts flying,but the power wears off all of a sudden and everyone falls to the ground and dies.

I wish i wasnt so sick today

Granted, you feel absolutely wonderful for the rest of the day, but you die tommorrow.

I wish I didn't have a huge ass exam that I'm going to bomb tommorrow.

Granted. but you get stuck with two weeks of exams, important exams.

I wish that superman never existed.

granted, you go back in time and stop superman from being written.

I wish to be out of school.

Granted... but you are now in Prison...

I wish I had my kebab NOW! (I have to wait for my brother to get home or else I can't get it delivered)

Granted... but all the lucky charms in the world have disapeared...

I wish i had a wooden fork

Granted... But you lose a chunk of you're brain and are unable to hold it properly and one of you're attemps at eating with it cause you to stab yourself in the eye

I wish I wasn't so awesome...

Granted, but you die tomorrow.

I wish I had a pet dragon...

Granted, and it's a cool dragon that does everything you want it to... Until it goes on a psychotic rampage and kills you and everyone you love.

Granted, because you have no wish.


I wish to Become Admin of RPGdreamers, and make Eva a regular member for a day

Granted, but Dreamers is destroyed because of an abundance of mind-numbingly insane posts.

I wish that I would win lots of cash on the Melbourne Cup tomorrow. (its a horse race)

Granted, but then a stray robber robs you when you look at the cash with glowy eyes.

I wish I could finish FF6...

Granted, but when you finish it so does your life ends!!! HAHAHA!!!

I wish I was able to swim!

granted, but when swinning in the ocean your malled my a fish and your to scared to swim again.

I wish I had enogh money to buy a car.

granted but the car you buy breaks down on your way to work slamming into another car, flipping and rolling for what seems like 30 minutes and then slamming into a building traping you inside the car while your flesh burns from your body and you slowly, slowly die.

i wish i had wings

Granted, but they're wings of wax and you fly too close to the sun. You then think to yourself "I wish i'd paid more attention in classical studies.."

I wish I could have adventures like kids in the animes I love so much..

Granted, but so will all the terrors that happen in anime will come to you.

I wish There were no rules.

Granted, but due to the lack of rules in the world humans cast themselves into a nuclear armagadon and we ddiminish this planet to plankton scale size..... have a nice day

I wish i was ruler of Time and Space

Granted, but all the minions of Time and Space rebels against, and overthrows you.

I wish my computer was faster...

Granted but you computer gets so fast that you can't see anything on you screen.

I wish I had more time to come here

Granted, but Jimi98 will pester you forever (Old member joke)

I wish the internet was free

Granted,but now everyone can get online and all other forms of media are abandoned and people forget about the real world.

I wish everyone lived on the moon.

Granted, but everyone dies, because there is no oxygen.

I wish I don't ever have to write exams.

Granted, but you will spend the rest of your life singing the answers of every single test.

I wish I don't have to work.

granted but you lose all your money and have to borrow it from the mob, since you don't pay them back they through you in to the culombia river and you die.

I wish iI had all the time in the world to play games

granted, but then as you receive all the time, video games are stopped from production and made illegal because of violence laws.

I wish i could disappear

granted but you reapper in one hour.

I wish i had a good singnature

Granted, but everyone likes your signature so much that they steal it and forbid you to use it.

I wish I had a lot of money, so I can buy lots of games...

Granted, you have enough to buy every game every created and that is going to be made, and because you don't share a angry mob of gamers hunt you down and kill you.

I wish I had the power to smite my enemies.

Granted... but you become your own worst enemy (aha... see what I did there...)

I wish Bannana's were blue

Granted. But you are color blind!

I wish my computer was updated

but every other computer in the world is updated 100,000,000 times more than your's!

I wish real life was like Final Fantasy VII.

EDIT:

But without the crossdressing!

Granted, but then you're as weak as a level 1 Cait Sith, and a creature attacks you on your way to the supermarket, and you die.

I wish I had the Grim Reaper's job...

Granted, but you get replaced by another Grim Reaper!

I wish toothpaste was edible and tasted like fresh, right-off-the-grill cheeseburgers. <drools>

Granted. But you have a car accident and your mother takes care of you... and since you have no teeth now she doesn´t buy any toothpaste

I wish I had broadband internet

granted, but your internet get's so fast that it blows up your computer, and you lose your account on rpg dreamers

i wish i had a girl friend

granted but she has ghonorea.

i wish my eggs were never runny and that u couldnt counter it with no toasty soldiers!

Granted. But there's no toasty soldiers...

I wish I had a bigger I.Q.

Granted, by 1.

I wish for world peace. (wait a minute... i sound like a hippie!)

Wish granted... right after the world is nuked!

I wish I could grow huge wings so I could fly.

Granted,but the sun melted them

i wish i had a ps3

granted but your one of the 40% of peoples who's don't work, and they won't replace it

I wish I had a billion dollars

granted but ur moved to a country where you can't use them or even swap them for ur own currency mwahahaha! so u have to learn the native language and get a job so u can actually leave the country.

i wish computers never lagged.

Granted, but the only way to achieve that is by destroying all games!

I wish the world was flat...

Granted but because the mass of the earth has changed it changes the gravitational pull on the sun making us fly out into the coldness of space hit such low temperatures that only Bill Gates can survive...

I wish someone would corrupt this wish...

Granted. Err....have a tiger.

I wish I had a million lava lamps.

Granted, but they don't work. I wish i was Rude from teh Turks.