i got this idea from another site. here's what you do: i wish for something, then someone else grants it, corrupts it, then makes their own wish.

ex. i wish for a racecar.

(someone else) granted, but it has no wheels. i wish for valkyrie profile.

example over. i hope this makes sense....

i wish for a flying burrito

Yeah, i have played this before.

uhhh, Granted, but the burrito cant ever land and has ADD so he soon flies off to space where it dies.

I wish I had an eye poking sniper rifle.

granted, but you ordered it online and it got dropped in the ocean as they were shipping it.

i wish i had a snake

Granted, but the pet store you were getting it from informed you that it was lost on the plane that was delivering it...you fill in the rest.


I wish for Doug on DVD.

granted, but they forgot to put the discs in the box.

i wish for a llama

Granted, but they forgot to put air holes in the container...

I wish for a retarted bunny

Granted, but he is so retarded he thinks he is a fish and dives into a pool where it dies.

I wish I had limitless supply of chocolate.

granted, but you ate too much and got diarreha.

i wish i knew where the spring of youth was.

Granted, but it's at Fidel Castro's house. (Which may or may not be true!)

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but only if you... What, you assume I'm thinking something sexually explicit? Well you'd be right.

Ahem. I wish I owned Microsoft, so I could fire Bill Gates.

Granted, but now everybody hates you as much as they hate Bill Gates, even your mother.

I wish I owned a space shuttle.

Granted, but President Bush accidently destroyed all of them on a journey to find Naboo.

I wish my school exploded.

Granted, but the bomb was planted and triggered on the inner rim of a toilet you just sat on, after getting a case of extreme diharea the first day of school.

I wish my cat could talk.

Granted, but all he does is swear at you 24/7

I wish i lived in FFX's world (Spira)

Granted but you are to replace the guy at the Monster Arena until the day you die and the only thing on your mp3 player is Rikku's voice.

I wish I never got sick.

granted, but that's because you're dead.

i wish i had supernatural talents.

granted, but you dont know how, and never will know how to use them.

I wish for infinite wishes

granted, but you have so many you don't know what to do with them. eventually you go insane and are chucked into an insane asylum.

i wish i had a wish to wish for.

wish granted, your wish is to listen to Celine Dion FOREVER!!!

I wish that I had a bouncy ball

Granted, but it exploded as soon as it touched the ground

I wish i had a greenbean

granted, but you ate it and got food poisoning

i wish i lived on mars

Granted, but due to budget cuts from NASA to support the "No Child Gets Left Behind," program, you are only given 5 minutes of oxygen.

I wish I were infallible.

Gemini_Bloodian

Granted, however since you are incapable of failing, you lose interest in lifes challenges and forget what trial and error means. Therefore, getting bored.

I wish I was Link.

Granted, but Link fangirls overwhelmed you, so you killed yourself with your sword.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

granted.. but u shall never kno the wanders of mustard or ketchup and no one will ever eat u. so u will live ur weiner life in solitude in the fridge FOREVER

i wish we had another month of summer

Granted... but in order for this wish to come into effect the O-Zone layer must be dispersed causing ultimate doom to us all...

I wish that I was a cool as you...

Granted, but you realize I'm really not cool at all, so you are worse off than before and are shunned.

I wish I were smart

Granted, but now you are so smart everyone else thinks you are insane and you get locked up in the funny farm.

I wish I wish I hadn't sat on that fish... (it's a quote AND a wish)

Wish granted, but you sat on a bear trap instead, and it hurts really really bad.

I wish that Xenosaga continued all 6 episodes and the rest of the games were quality games (like Episode III so far).

Granted, but the warehouse they had been stored in burned to the ground and they no longer exist.

I wish I had a rubber duck.

Granted, But the duck comes to life and flies away.

I wish for SOLDIER Armor

Granted, but the cool AVALANCHE people come and blow you away.

I wish I didn't have to go to my orchestra rehersal today....

Granted but now that u skipped one rehersal your maester trapped you in his house and made u play orchestra music for the rest of your life.

I wish I was an homo erectus

Granted but you become cheese and are eaten (no idea what a homo erectus)


I wish I had a better keyboard than THIS PIECE OF POO!

Granted, but it malfuntions, and blows up your house.

I wish I had a photographic memory...

Granted, but you saw something that you really didn't want to see and can't get it out of your head, so you kill yourself by drilling a hole in your head.

I wish that there was a dog.

Granted,there was a dog.And you took him home.And he slept in your room.And you woke up the next day to find you had taken all your stuff and sold it on ebay.

I wish my boss would give me a raise.

Graqnted, only you get it because everything has whent up in price and if you didn't it would be like you were getting less. Now you have more but its basicaly worth the same.


I wish i could get used to the refresh botton being on the other side now with internet explorer ver. 7

Granted! but now internet explorer ver. 8 has the refresh button is now on the initial position.

I wish I had courage

Granted, you enlist in broadways "The wizzard of Oz" and in the end, you gain courage just as the lion does! Huzzah cried the people.

I wish Suikoden 6 was announced to come out tomorow.

Granted, Suikoden 6 is announced to come out tomorrow, but it doesn't come out 'till 2010.

I wish I had a gunblade...

Granted, but the concept is so totally retarded you try to play tricks with it and cut off your hand.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, for that is what I truly wish to be.

Granted but you get eaten.

I wish we had a bigger house.

Granted, but the house is totally delapedated and collaspses while everyone you love is inside (was that too harsh?)

I wish I was the new spokesperson for frosties and I got to sing the most annoying song with the lyrics 'They're gonna taste great' over and over again... because that would be really cool...

Granted, but the but the orange tan and the black stripes are permanent.

I wish I could teleport, so that I could easily appear outside of peoples houses and stalk them.

Granted, but your 5th time teleporting to your stalkee's house makes you land right in the police's car.

I wish I had a box of donuts that never got empty.

Granted. But you eat so many donuts that they rebel and eat you instead!

I wish I had a social life.

Granted but you become a shady pron star and die of multiple STDs

I wish I had more RPGs

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish I could read minds...

Granted but other people can read your mind too and at worst times.

I wish I could go back in time and change just one thing