You know when you've been playing FFVII too much when..
1) You name your pet Red XIII or Nanaki
2) You have wet dreams over Tifa or Aeries....or Yuffie(not that I do that...)
3) You sing "One Winged Angel" while walking down the street
4) You decide to make a homemade movie of your version of FFVII
5) You decide to make a thread called "You Know When You've Been Playing FF Too Much"
6) You dye your hair bleach blonde and gel it just like a certain character
7) You start crying when SPOILER!: Aeris diesv=
8) You buy FFVII figures and fight with them
9) You re-start the entire game just to get a certain item you missed out
10) You start talking like Barret in real life conversation.
Your turn...
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I'll move this topic to the Trivia & Game section.
http://www.rpgdreamersforum.com/index.php?showtopic=48393
there's already a topic like this in FF discussion.
Anyway:
- when you find a ostrich, paint it all yellow and ride it.
- when you think every single stone you find in the ground is materia
- when you go around, entering other people's homes and go through they're closets.
there's already a topic like this in FF discussion.
Anyway:
- when you find a ostrich, paint it all yellow and ride it.
- when you think every single stone you find in the ground is materia
- when you go around, entering other people's homes and go through they're closets.
- When you have a urge to kill a beautiful woman that just walked by you
- When you start using your broom as a Buster Sword, squashing spiders and bugs with a mimic attack of his Limit Break
- When you think bleaching your hair white will give you awesome coolness and powers
- When you start seeing numbers appearing over people everytime they hit/bump into something
- When you start using your broom as a Buster Sword, squashing spiders and bugs with a mimic attack of his Limit Break
- When you think bleaching your hair white will give you awesome coolness and powers
- When you start seeing numbers appearing over people everytime they hit/bump into something
When you think FF7 is the best rpg ever made even though its graphics suck from an aesthetic point of view, the story is as simple as making a music cd (except for Athrun), the villain is bad just because he wants to be bad and the characters have the depth of a puddle of water on a kitchen floor.
QUOTE (Razael @ Sep 1 2006, 12:33 PM) 
When you think FF7 is the best rpg ever made even though its graphics suck from an aesthetic point of view, the story is as simple as making a music cd (except for Athrun), the villain is bad just because he wants to be bad and the characters have the depth of a puddle of water on a kitchen floor.
succesfully killing a ff7 thread and making fanboys feel stupid..........i like u raz.
QUOTE (Razael @ Sep 1 2006, 09:33 AM)
When you think FF7 is the best rpg ever made even though its graphics suck from an aesthetic point of view, the story is as simple as making a music cd (except for Athrun), the villain is bad just because he wants to be bad and the characters have the depth of a puddle of water on a kitchen floor.
QUOTE (kwanton @ Sep 1 2006, 07:43 PM)
QUOTE (Razael @ Sep 1 2006, 12:33 PM)
When you think FF7 is the best rpg ever made even though its graphics suck from an aesthetic point of view, the story is as simple as making a music cd (except for Athrun), the villain is bad just because he wants to be bad and the characters have the depth of a puddle of water on a kitchen floor.
succesfully killing a ff7 thread and making fanboys feel stupid..........i like u raz.
Talk about killjoys,huh?
Alright,how about.....
Swinging a lead pipe while speeding down the highway on a motorbike?
Busting out a fight move someone used on you last weekend?
Talking to stuffed animals?
more when I think of them...
- when you think the U.S.A goverment is Shinra in disquise
- when you think oil is the life sample of the planet
- when you think oil is the life sample of the planet
When your a guy, and you try your best to find the best dress and best wig, in a ugly town, all to please a fat man, while your to female friends are hustled by about 6 guys, all of this, just to have your female friends ruin your night
- When you find someone on the street with blonde, spikey, hair, run up to them, shake them by the shoulders and scream "WHERE'S MOTHER?!"
- When you burn down a town because you're a bit pissed off with your co-worker.
- When you get into a fight and tell the dude you're fighting to hit you so your limit bar goes up.
- When you kill a bug you jump around humming the "Victory" tune.
- When you give a white bird some cucumber calling them Mimmet greens and you scratch it behind the ear hoping it drops "Contain" materia. Wait that's not materia that's...
- When you burn down a town because you're a bit pissed off with your co-worker.
- When you get into a fight and tell the dude you're fighting to hit you so your limit bar goes up.
- When you kill a bug you jump around humming the "Victory" tune.
- When you give a white bird some cucumber calling them Mimmet greens and you scratch it behind the ear hoping it drops "Contain" materia. Wait that's not materia that's...
When you buy:
Sephiroth's Masamune off Trueswords.com for $94.99
Kadaj's Double-blade katana off Trueswords.com for $47.99
Cloud's Buster Blade off Trueswords.com for $44.89
Find a genie and wish for a chocobo.
Start blaming some guy wearing black and claiming that you're just a puppet.
Can play "One Winged Angel" or "Cosmo Memories" on the piano.
Sephiroth's Masamune off Trueswords.com for $94.99
Kadaj's Double-blade katana off Trueswords.com for $47.99
Cloud's Buster Blade off Trueswords.com for $44.89
Find a genie and wish for a chocobo.
Start blaming some guy wearing black and claiming that you're just a puppet.
Can play "One Winged Angel" or "Cosmo Memories" on the piano.
when you sneek a peek and get lonched into space by nasa, thinking it's cid's space ship.
when you become a thief stealing rocks from people.
when you blow up a oil refinery plant, thinking it's a mako reactor.
when you meet a man with a sub machine gun for a hand.
when you become a thief stealing rocks from people.
when you blow up a oil refinery plant, thinking it's a mako reactor.
when you meet a man with a sub machine gun for a hand.
When you dream about it.
When you're having in-depth tactical discussions and heated arguments with the characters...and the playstation's not even in the same room.
-When you realise you forgot to pack lunch for the search party you sent to find Aeris's body in the lake.
-When you start throwing feathers on graves expecting them to come back to life and help you mow the lawn.
-When you continue picking fights with the biggest kid in school because you believe you won't be able to advance without winning.
-When you start throwing feathers on graves expecting them to come back to life and help you mow the lawn.
-When you continue picking fights with the biggest kid in school because you believe you won't be able to advance without winning.
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