Athrun
Nov 10 2006, 05:51 PM
Since Sonic posted one of his movies before in the shoutbox, I've been hooked on watching this. Usually late at night with my friends, we watch one or two and laugh our asses off.
Here's a list of all his movies.
http://cinemassacre.com/Movies/Nes_Nerd_videos.htmlMy favorites are T.M.N.T., Castlevania 2, Karate Kid, Top Gun, and Friday the 13th.
"This game is free of all logics. That's what makes it so great!"
"How are you supposed to know that you have to duck by this dead end for 10 seconds? And that's no all... No, pleasee, give us more for our buck!"
"And look at this guy, he just takes off, like "#### him!" and just leaves you to die."
Hillarious stuff.
The Hero of Time
Nov 10 2006, 05:57 PM
He is pretty angry.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one was the best, when he was trying to jump over that gap you only have to walk over. Classic...I remember playing that game as a kid at a friends and being frustrated yet compeled to play on.
I wish he'd do some Master System games, there were a lot of daft games on that too.
Funny stuff. =D
Athrun
Nov 10 2006, 06:01 PM
I just love the part where he has to fuel up in Top Gun.
"Up, left, speed up, right, speed down, up, up, left, speed up, up, speed down, left, up, right, speed up, down, down, speed up"
"What the ####!!!"
"And look at this guy, he just takes off, like "#### him!" and just leaves you to die."
He says he's going to do other systems as well, but mainly NES and SNES. He changed his name from "Nintendo" to "Videogame" Nerd so that he can do other systems as well.
Next up is the Power Glove for NES.
The Hero of Time
Nov 10 2006, 06:05 PM
Haha yes, and then you can still play the mission knowing you're going to die from no fuel...yet, even when you die, you complete the mission...wtf?!
Wein Cruz
Nov 10 2006, 06:07 PM
I think his Castlevania 2 review was really unfair. I think it was the best Castlevania game, other than Symphony of the Night. Although he was right about the ducking at the wall for 10 seconds. There was almost no way for anyone to know they had to do that. =p
Athrun
Nov 10 2006, 06:14 PM
And don't forget that they felt it wasn't absolutely necessary for you to read the hints in the hidden books and get clues about the game, hence why you can press a button and miss the message. But you DO have to read, again and again constantly, "The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night" every 5 minutes while the game pauses. And the only way to check for invisible pits is to throw holy water constantly, which isn't much fun. Not to mention the oak steak that destroys the crystal. It takes forever to get one, and by just trying it you waste it, so how are you supposed to know what its for?
"Do the people who made this game even know what Dracula is?"
I think he was right on about the game though. I never really saw all the flaws in it until much later.
Double Dragon: "Bimmy and Jimmy? Bimmy? That's not even a real name."
Wein Cruz
Nov 10 2006, 06:23 PM
-EDIT-
Lol, good point. It took me forever to figure out what the Oak Steak did the first time I got it. And I never had enough holy water to reveal the invisible pits half the time. Maybe the game'll get a remake in the future. =p
Bimmy and Jimmy, lol. I laughed so hard when he said that. Especially when it zoomed in on the name.
Athrun
Nov 10 2006, 06:41 PM
Yeah and it's even the first screen of the game. I wonder how they missed that.
I love his Friday the 13th review.
"I love this game. Love it! I love how the stones keep missing the zombies because they fly in little archs over them. I love it."
"I love how when you're walking left, you're actually walking right. I love figuring that ##### out." "This game is free of all logics. That's what makes it so great!"
Off/on topic, I found a speedrun of T.M.N.T.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_hLTKWF8zw&eurl=I never managed to beat that game, only got to the technodrome, so I'll watch it.
Razael
Nov 11 2006, 01:20 AM
I got to the swimming level with the electrifying things. Thats it, and yet i loved the damn game.
Yeah I have watched the ANN. The first one was the TMNT one that Mr. Wonderful posted on his games that suck thread.
To this day, until i watched the Top Gun episode, I thought i was the only one who couldnt land that goddamn plane, i didnt know it was impossible, i just thought i always sucked at that part.
He is funny but sometimes it goes overboard and focuses more on giving out 10 different swear lines that are so so where he could use just a couple of really well thought ones.
There is also this thing called the Furious Famicon Faggot on Something Awful's flash tub which makes fun of this guy and they are quite entertaining.
Dante2ndAdvent
Nov 11 2006, 03:48 AM
Ahh, god bless YouTube. The best part is he keeps going back to Castlevaina when taking about other games. lol
The Evil Dead
Nov 11 2006, 11:43 AM
It's thanks to Youtube that people like this get the time of day.
His review of TMNT is way off, he needs to go back to school.
Oldschool.
Pesmerga
Nov 12 2006, 09:41 AM
This dude is a very lousy gamer, he knows jack about alot of games and if he actually took the TIME for those, he wouldn't end up making a couple of false statements.
Like for example at Castlevania 2 and those 'magical hurricanes' which is mentioned by townspeople in the game, or a couple of others.
But nonetheless, he is quite funny and I do laugh about him, his angry rants are pretty good xD.
Razael
Nov 12 2006, 10:04 AM
I pretty much doubt anybody takes him 100 percent serious when he talks about the games, much less consider his rants reviews of any kind. He is a funny dork though, gotta give him props for that, just a bit inspired. I sense he will grow old soon, unlike "ask a ninja", that guy is the #####.
Dante2ndAdvent
Nov 12 2006, 10:11 AM
QUOTE (The Evil Dead @ Nov 11 2006, 11:43 AM)

It's thanks to Youtube that people like this get the time of day.
His review of TMNT is way off, he needs to go back to school.
Oldschool.
Nah, I used to think the same thing as him when I used to play TMNT. I loathed that game...but I did finish it,so I'm happy
Athrun
Nov 18 2006, 06:48 PM
Dante2ndAdvent
Nov 18 2006, 07:39 PM
LOL He finally landed it! What a POS that thing was....
Athrun
Nov 18 2006, 07:50 PM
I never knew about that sensor thing for it. It reminds me a lot of the Wiimote, now that I think about it.
But I can't believe he managed to land only when he was using that glove. lol Maybe it's good for something after all.
Athrun
Dec 1 2006, 12:16 PM
New video from Angry Nintendo Nerdy
http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/Random/sequels.htmlThis one is hillarious. One of his best, no doubt. It's not mainly about videogames this time. He complains about sequals and their names.
That Rambo part, and Fist of Fury killed me. XD
Super Street Fighter two!
Okay... SF3?
SUPER Street Fighter Two TURBO!
Rubedo
Dec 15 2006, 08:18 PM
Here's the newest vid from Angry Nin...oh wait, he changed his name. It's now Angry Video Game Nerd.
http://www.screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Rocky.htmlPlease enjoy.
Athrun
Dec 15 2006, 08:58 PM
Not as funny as the other ones, but still good. This was during a time before anyone ever heard of a thing called game balance it seems. lol
"Twice the Mega Power? What's Mega power, and how can you have too much of it?" =p
Pesmerga
Jan 3 2007, 09:55 AM
For those who haven't seen it yet, this is his latest movie:
A Christmas special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw
Athrun
Jan 3 2007, 02:09 PM
Yeah I saw it. Awesome. XD That rock is back again from Friday the 13th.
Rubedo
Jan 3 2007, 02:37 PM
Here's another video for your enjoyment. It's not made by another user, but it's good just as the Nerd with it very hilarious moments.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmy7MVqocaY Which the nerd should review ASAP.
Monty
Jan 5 2007, 08:47 AM
This seems lame to me...
Pesmerga
Jan 6 2007, 09:50 AM
I didn't like the other guy that much. He had some good points, but overall I wasn't that amused, not as much as I was with Angry Nintendo Nerd.
Mr. Wonderful
Jan 6 2007, 10:06 AM
Yeah that guy is a cheap rip-off.
Flame
Jan 18 2007, 05:46 AM
I want the T-shirt...

Normally I hate it when internet famous people try to see "Marchandise" but this might actually be worth it... it does look damn funny...
Pesmerga
Jan 18 2007, 09:05 AM
Consider you walking around on the street in your f*ckballs shirt and you see someone else walking with it aswell. Might be odd.
Athrun
Jan 18 2007, 09:16 AM
It should say "What a shitload of #####" That's his trademark line.
Pesmerga
Feb 4 2007, 12:08 PM
Razael
Feb 4 2007, 02:28 PM
Its funny but even as a kid i could never watch that third turtle movie. I just couldnt bear myself to sit through the first moments. I remember being 9 years old and being excited over the third flick and then watch as the turtles went to ancient japan and said to hell with it, nothing can good can come out of this. And i was right apparently, the movie does seem like it sucks ass, and no to this day I havent seen it. I watched the first ones multiple times, I have the vhs tapes and everything, but that third one indeed ##### it all up.
Rubedo
Feb 14 2007, 01:23 PM
Here's another one from the bowels of the Kid. But be forewarn that it's on the Gametrailers site.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=17031&type=movEnjoy!
Athrun
Jul 25 2008, 12:00 AM
Reviving this topic.
He's made many videos since last, but here is his latest one, featuring Batman games.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/37368.htmlI'm about to watch it now, so I don't have any comment on it. But I hope he plays Batman 1 and 2 for NES.
~Edit~
At least he played the first Batman game, and I'm glad he enjoyed it, even though it was hard. I totally forgot about the Final Fight influenced Batman Returns game for SNES. Brings back memories.
I never played Batman Forever, but man, it looks really bad. "These controls are more like something you'd do for cheat codes rather than basic controls"
Pesmerga
Jul 25 2008, 07:33 AM
Yeah, I linked this vid in the batman got arrested topic, just for fun =P.
I still watch his videos, everytime he gets new ones. I was so pleased that he did Superman 64, that was a nice little rant he had.
Next video should be interesting as well, as he has fans write him mail with things they want him to say in the video about this crappy game. Pretty interesting.
About the batman vid, his rant about the up button being jump was simply hilarious x'D.
Kronik
Jul 25 2008, 08:29 AM
It's been done. I've shown a couple of forum members this video of a guy playing Castlevania IV but this is still funny.
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