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As opposed to all the disney films written for adults... It's a disney game, what do you expect? Everyone keeps going on about this game having "Dark Themes" but I personally think the creators are being stopped from letting their wings spread. If this game had not had the affiliations with Disney then I can see the Storyline being much more interesting but it just falls a little short in my opinion.
Nono, I might have said it wrong. I know the game is also meant for little kids. BUT, the plotline got especially boring.
In Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 when you go to a Disney World, you're basically just replaying the plotline of the movie. It was more Disney than anything. The worlds were mostly disney, and the main characters were disney. Not that that's wrong, but it was SOOOO much. I mean, if there was 90% Disney there was 10% Final Fantasy lol.
And when I say the script, I mean they said some REALLY corny stuff. Like, stuff Barney and Dora the Explorer say.
But here's the thing: It's not like waht they're saying is bad. They're talking about true friendship, love, things from the heart, which is nice, and what the game was about
But when DONALD and GOOFY and MICKEY MOUSE say it, it sounds so childish. And even Sora, his voice acting wasn't good at all haha
I think it was the kind of thing where it's like, it's not what you say, it's how you say it lol
Like, here's and example:
Pooh: Well, I won't be sad, because you'll always be right here forever andever.
(He touches his heart)
Pooh: Right, Sora?
(Sora looks around at everyone)
Sora: And all of you...are right here, too.
(Pooh smiles)
Like, that's sweet. Except it's Winnie the Pooh. Something about it just irks me.
Sebastian: Hey, we got us a concert very soon. Why don't you sing in my musical
extravaganza? Please say yes! Ariel's been actin' strange lately. But she might
settle down and practice if you're dere, too.
Donald: That sounds fun!
Sora: Let's give it a shot!
Sebastian: Excellent! Now den, I teach you everything you need.
Sora: Er, what do we have to do?
Sebastian: It's easy! All you gotta do is feel de rhythm! Hear de beat and put
a little shake in it! Ready? Let's go!
(Sora dances for a little bit, then spins around with his arms outstretched and a smile on his face)
Sebastian: Dat's it! Okay, Donald. Your turn. You do it just like Sora. Den he
see what you got.
(Donald dances and spins around, with his arm outstretched)
Sebastian: Dat's it! Goofy, it's you, now. You think you can do better?
(Goofy also dances as much a turtle can dance, and spins around happily)
Sebastian: Dat's it! Dis time you gonna dance with Ariel! Remember, don't miss
de beat!
(Sora dances with Ariel, who spins around him. They both pose)
See.. this is REALLY flaming right there lol
Mickey: Sora, Donald, Goofy. I was plannin' to go get help from Ansem the Wise.
But---now I know I forgot the most important thing. Helping others should
always come before asking others for help. We're safe and sound---and free to
choose! So there's no reason we shouldn't choose to help our friends.
(Donald and Goofy nod)
Mickey: Let's look for Riku and Kairi together.
Like, this line right here?? It's really not that bad in words. But when Mickey Mouse says it in his high pitched voice to Donald and Goofy, it's just, weird lol