Comment, yes?
#1, The Word Thing
Thing on a stool
A coat rack blue
Florist lizard thief
He took the crossbows and the hammers and the tongs
And peeled bananas on their frocks.
Cassock of black inability, and the whites of their eyes,
The most tasteless part of my omelet.
The sheep warriors wake up in blinding trash cans,
When the cliff comes to a verticallity.
#2, !?!
Superfamicom!
CARTRIDGE IN A POCKET OF A CELLARMAN
In a prison cell
Sunrise is a greenish hue
No it's a cubicle's artificial
Lightning Bolt to the face makes me lose the Rat Race
But I win the DASH TO THE FINISH.
#3 Halliteration Haiku
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Hide hedonist humor in
hellish happenings.
#4 Brennan Complains A Lot, and What's A Synonym For "Good" That Rhymes with "Mine"?
Better than mine
A coal mine
A land mine
That is just dandy.
....(rhyming is overdone anyway)....