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Jim Rome / 4-18-2008
Apparently there aren’t quite enough “maniacs” in the stands at soccer games! They needed to add a few “tweakers” and “crack-heads” too! Because England’s Premier League is giving away free game tickets to drug addicts as an incentive to keep them off the spike, pipe, bottle or the delivery system of their choice!
Criminal justice manager Eric Suddes says “Giving them a ticket to a football match is a way in which they can be reintegrated and in which they can build confidence in themselves which can only be a good thing.” Look, I’m all for helping recovering addicts in any way we can. But exactly, how is this going to help? I’m no Dr. Drew Pinsky, but isn’t an addict’s biggest fear that something terrible will happen in their life, causing the “train to come off the tracks” and them to go on the “mother of all benders” and relapse into some hideous “smack spiral”?!
Well…what’s a more horrific tragedy in anyone’s life than soccer? Why not just give them a “glass dique” and a “bag of heroin” on the way into the stadium?! If you want to help them stop using…I mean soccer as a way of getting off them off drugs?! Soccer is a reason to start using drugs! It’s practically a gateway drug onto itself!
I know I can’t watch unless I’m “numb”. Shoot, I had to get “loaded” after the JRIB forum just to get through this burn!
Apparently there aren’t quite enough “maniacs” in the stands at soccer games! They needed to add a few “tweakers” and “crack-heads” too! Because England’s Premier League is giving away free game tickets to drug addicts as an incentive to keep them off the spike, pipe, bottle or the delivery system of their choice!
Criminal justice manager Eric Suddes says “Giving them a ticket to a football match is a way in which they can be reintegrated and in which they can build confidence in themselves which can only be a good thing.” Look, I’m all for helping recovering addicts in any way we can. But exactly, how is this going to help? I’m no Dr. Drew Pinsky, but isn’t an addict’s biggest fear that something terrible will happen in their life, causing the “train to come off the tracks” and them to go on the “mother of all benders” and relapse into some hideous “smack spiral”?!
Well…what’s a more horrific tragedy in anyone’s life than soccer? Why not just give them a “glass dique” and a “bag of heroin” on the way into the stadium?! If you want to help them stop using…I mean soccer as a way of getting off them off drugs?! Soccer is a reason to start using drugs! It’s practically a gateway drug onto itself!
I know I can’t watch unless I’m “numb”. Shoot, I had to get “loaded” after the JRIB forum just to get through this burn!
JRIB = Jim Rome Is Burning (his show on ESPN)
