Kronik
Jul 1 2008, 03:20 PM
So I watched this movie called Teeth, don't know if any of you have ever heard of it but it was pretty big here. It came along just the same time the six horror movies came out in theatre. (Can't quite remember the name) But anyways, you could actually go see this movie at IMAX. Which me and a group of friends thought was rad. That was until my friend Blake got the DVD for his birthday so we watched it and dear God..I'll let the description tell you.
QUOTE (IMDB)
Dawn grows up in the shadow of a nuclear power plant. In high school, while her biology class studies evolution, she realizes she may have a hidden curse, an "adaptation." She lives with her mom, step-father, and hard-edged step-brother. She likes Tobey, a guy at school, and he likes her. She takes a pledge to remain chaste until marriage, so they date in groups, watch G-rated films, and don't kiss, but the power of teen hormones is great, so temptation beckons. Dawn has an admirer in Ryan, and when she breaks it off unexpectedly with Tobey, she turns to Ryan for help. Will he be her mythical hero and rescue her? Or can she find her way as her own hero, turning the curse into an asset?
Basically she has teeth in her vajayjay..yeah and we all knew this and wanted to see it let me just say that...God did this movie suck, in so many ways and aspects. The score was terrible and cheesy, the gorey imagery made you want to stop watching immediately. Ohkay seriously, this whole movie is watching dicks being severed off by you got it, teeth. And you don't even get to see the main character naked till the film is almost over. And you only see her naked for like ten seconds and that's only her chest. Which are mosquito bites.
And her brother used to be in love with her before their seperate parents got married. In the opening they're sitting in a pool and he's like "Ohkay, let me see yours." and he gets the end of his finger bitten off which later explains why he only does chicks anally. So, yeah don't see this movie. There's dicks being eaten by both vagina and dog and no substance, humor or bitches to make up for it. It blew. Maybe with a better director, writer, camera man, actresses, plot...EVERYTHING It would have been worth watching.
Anyone seen this movie? Because if you haven't; don't.
Ken Masters
Jul 1 2008, 03:28 PM
I'm gonna take yer word on this, and try to avoid this. Well in anycase I thought this might be appropriate to throw in.
Is there any chance she could be a Gilgamek?
Razael
Jul 1 2008, 07:02 PM
There was a review of this at Shiznit but as soon as I read that it was about a girl with teeth in her ####, I paused and just hit back because there is no way thats gonna end well. Seems like a...really odd and uninteresting movie. If I caught it at a movie channel a year from no I would watch it but right now, pass.
Denim
Jul 1 2008, 07:53 PM
Watched the first fourty minutes. Got bored and distracted, stopped watching.
The Evil Dead
Jul 2 2008, 05:43 PM
I don't even know why you'd bother with it. I laughed at the plot synopsis, sounded like a bad Troma movie when I first heard about it.
Jerame
Jul 2 2008, 07:09 PM
A ##### vagina with teeth? This movie sounds like a warped sex ed propaganda movie that is so twisted it could have only been made by the Japs.
Pesmerga
Jul 5 2008, 06:02 AM
This is one of those movies designed for men haters and those feminists.
Personally, the trailer already blew me off when it came when I watched a diffirent movie. I can't believe you actually watched it.
Jerame
Jul 8 2008, 02:57 PM
I actually watched this today, and I can tell you that it's bland. The story was very stale and over-dramatic. The plot was so ##### predictable that you knew what the chick was gonna ultimately do with her vagina-jaws.
The movie is not very gory. You get a few severed penises, but nothing very extreme. Most of the violence is implied. Plus, you gotta spend the first forty minutes watching a mock-episode of '7th Heaven' before the minimal gore takes effect. The build-up is not worth the ##### pay-off.
This movie's worse than a vaginal-castration. It might be worse than two.
Noir
Jul 8 2008, 03:01 PM
Just as a general rule of thumb, any movie where the plot involves a vagina probably isn't worth watching. I mean, unless you're into porno.
Apple
Jul 8 2008, 04:12 PM
Lols my friend told me about this months ago. I can't see how it would turn out good, to be honest. @_@ The trailer was all vague and ##### and it didn't look especially interesting.
I applaud it's uhhh........influence lols? I heard some lady made a anti-rape condom where if a guy tries to rape you, his penis literally gets caught in a trap of barbed "teeth".
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